TheRealKaiserWilhelm

✨Kaiser✨ of all-powerful Germany 👑🇩🇪 //Luisa Böttner 6th

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@Woodrow32714643 @AlisonDawe1 Please don’t forget a gas mask🤪.

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@Woodrow32714643 @AlisonDawe1 Someone’s mad. After reading this, did someone push to enter the war immediately?? Thought you were all for a peaceful solution, Wilson🤨🤨.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@USWoodrowWilson @AlisonDawe1 bring it🤪

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

I allowed my military advisers to dictate German policy... and we LOSE. WHAT. WHAT DID I HIRE YOU FOR.
anyways, I decided to abdicate the throne and take a nice long vaca to the netherlands 🥱😴
and i never came back to Germany lol.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

smh y’all mad bec I’m clearly the best Kaiser out here🥱
so anyways, a civil conflict, also called die Novemberrevolution, happened and Deutschland decided that they want a “fEdERaL ConStITuTiONaL mOnarCHy with a dEMoCraTIc pARliAmeNtARy RePuBLic” 😴 whatev
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

whoops might’ve sunk some more US merchant ships and now President Wilson may or may not have called for a declaration of war against germany...😙😙
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

announcement: let’s resume unrestricted warfare in war-zone waters cause that’s the way to go🤪
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@dieironchance @AlisonDawe1 js...🤪🤪

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@Nicky_the_ii @AlisonDawe1 You thought we were going to “stand aside” while you support Serbia?? Bec you view yourself as protector to all who share ethnic ties with you- no matter if they did was WRONG or not??🥴🥴 okie.
not happening btw.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@dieironchance @AlisonDawe1 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️The Italians are only allies in name (they unreliable 🥱) ; and Austria-Hungary is our only reliable ally bec of the Dual Alliance.
So guess what we doin’? 🤷🏼‍♀️
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@SirEdwardGrey6 @AlisonDawe1 go do your speech then, and stay out of it 🥱. this is mainland business.

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

hey, Britain, would you mind NOT doing the whole blockade thing? We need supplies for the war and all... yk🤷🏼‍♀️
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

WHOOPS accidentally let loose a few Zepplins💣... that’ll teach Britain not to test Germany🤪🤪.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

sooooo... may have used poison gas for the first time against the Russians west of Warsaw on the Eastern Front attack... normal january 31st, 1915 stuff... 🤭🤭

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@FritzyHaber @AlisonDawe1 the Germans are better than the Brits, you are correct!!😤😤

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

dear Austria-Hungary,
why are you hesitating to attack serbia, even now? we promised we got your back!!🇩🇪‼️
•annex serbia already and accept more slavs
•get your army together!
•and who cares if the French step in?? Germany ain’t scared😂🥱.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@LeninLeninism @AlisonDawe1 I was referencing to the strength of my empire🤪; something you must be unfamiliar with.
Don’t get me wrong, you guys have the potential and the numbers- but you live on a block of ice and lack any kind of serious advances in industrial development.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

I have decided (along with my Chancellor- Berthman Hollweg & the military) that we will back Austria-Hungary with military support if necessary (translation: if Russland should intervene).💪
We shall also give Austria free reign in how to deal with Serbia.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20

[TheRealKaiserWilhelm @TheRealKaiser6]

@notbald_hollweg @AlisonDawe1 And we shall stand by that decision, due to our honoring of the Dual Alliance!💪💪

@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI20