Kankennon

Officially retired. Voice gone. All signs point to Long Term COVID. I wish you all the best!

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

ICYMI: Check out my bio.

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

Hello everyone I am Emily Damron Jason Damron's (the Storyteller) daughter I just wanted to share that on Saturday September 7th my father passed away after a horrible year of health. He was diagnosed with stage four adrenal cancer that spread to the liver.

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

PS: Turns out it's likely worse...cancer. 🥺

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

ICYMI: Check out my bio.

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

Sign up for Disney+ and they can outright murder you and due to the fine print, they don't have to go to court for it. Good to know!

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

@kumailn Sacramento would love to see you, you Big Sick Fire Master you. 🤪

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

I finally beat Bayle the Dread after countless attempts. Sheesh, I think I had an easier time against Malenia the first time I encountered her. I was getting worried that I was losing my touch! #ELDENRING #GITGUD

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

I offer you an Accord...a Honda Accord. Drive it wisely for there are no gas stations in the Lands Between...

[Patata-tan @PatataTan]

Greetings. Traveler from beyond the fog.
I Am Melina. I offer you an accord.
Use it to traverse great distances.

#ELDENRING

https://t.co/K1g8kJym9P

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

@IGN @BioticNova And here I was all proud of myself for beating that thing in one go when I first encountered it. Now it'll be beat Bayle the Dread while blindfolded and getting a colonoscopy...

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

I've been saying that for decades. No movie year can beat 1982. It's the reason why my family got into the video rental business in early 1983.

[John Fort @JohnFort68]

@roguecaliber 1982 was THE best year for movies. Period.

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

@roguecaliber Lil Hypertensive Crisis 💥❤️‍🔥

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

Well, that's just great. It looks like hell is coming to visit here this week. 😡

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

Baby Bane will hunt down and destroy the Batbaby...

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

I want to see a warrior jar photoshopped into every Kool Aid Man commercial. "Did somebody say Raw Meat Dumpling?! Oh yeah!"

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

I haven't been able to beat Bayle yet. He keeps handing my ass to me on a lightning and fire filled platter. 🫤 Igor isn't staying alive long enough for me to get the job done.

[Brian_F @Bri4nF]

CURSE YOU BAYLE! 🐲 I hereby vow! 💯 You will rue this day! ☀�� Behold, a true drake warrior! 🤺 And I, Igon! 👨‍🦱
Your fear made flesh! 🥶 Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon... 💩 But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! 🎯 With a hail of harpoons! 🏹 With every last dr

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

@DaveOshry I finally beat that goddamn hippo after about a dozen attempts. I still have yet to beat Bayle the Dread. That bastard has me stymied.

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

Elden Ring. Luckily for me, new DLC came out today! 😁

[Nostalgic Gamer @16bitnostalgia]

What video game is this for you??

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

This certainly exploded. Biggest response to a tweet I've ever had.

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

@IGN Stuck at Mogh?
Mimic Tear + Bloodhound's Fang
Stay behind him
Spam heal flasks during Nihil
Respec at Renalla if needed

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

@IGN With the right build and a modicum of strategy, Mogh is a pushover. He's actually one of my favorite bosses. I'd farm just him if I could. Rune value vs effort is top notch. I don't even use Purifying Crystal Tear or Shackle, because that's just overkill in my book.

[Kankennon @TheRealKank]

@roguecaliber The Filthy (Whore crossed out) Horse. Sign added below stating "Under New Management"