Kerri

[Kerri @TheRealKerri]

How long has Alice been a Swiftie? Forever! @taylorswift13

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I said it before, I’ll say it again for the people on the right.

[Kerri @TheRealKerri]

@cabanaexile Yes! Adults had today off here too and now we have a middle schooler with us.

[Kerri @TheRealKerri]

@SNCmusic

[Kerri @TheRealKerri]

#snc25th surprising our 16yo & 13yo. Awesome! Bonus, saved $ don't need to see Lizzo or Harry Styles now! Thanks for making me a cool mom, not a regular mom.

[Josh Stumpenhorst @stumpteacher]

Why are we lowering the standards for becoming a teacher to address teacher shortages rather than addressing the issues causing the problems?

[Teacher Problems @HSTeachProbs]

My ungraded papers took a trip home with me again. I’m sure they had so much fun sleeping over in my car and coming back to work with me this morning.

[A Primary Kind Of Life @aprimarylife]

If you want to understand what it’s like in schools today, ASK A TEACHER. Not a celebriteacher, not a board member, not an industry “expert.” Just be prepared to hear everything you never wanted to know about what’s happening in schools today #teacher #school #edutwitter

[Kerri @TheRealKerri]

CDC says Patriots are going to beat the Bills because Josh Allen doesn't like being cold.

[Kerri @TheRealKerri]

@TriSarahTopsxo Almost as good as dreams where you forget you locker combination and are late... they never stop.

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

While we are all concerned about Covid, I’d like to remind everyone that EVERY SINGLE DAY elementary school teachers come in contact with mystery fluids and have to ask, over and over, “Why is that wet?”

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

Not once have I heard a politician or news pundit ask “How are teachers and school staff doing? And what can we do to help them?”

You would think if you keep saying how society, economy and children are depending on teachers and schools, you would consider asking that question.

[Kerri @TheRealKerri]

Back to school teacher prep should always include a NKOTB concert at Fenway! Thanks @DonnieWahlberg @joeymcintyre @dannywood @NKOTB Jon & Jordan

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

There should be a week long “Back to School” bootcamp for teachers to recondition us to:

- Sign in and take attendance instinctively
- Strengthen our bladder
- Function only on coffee
- Eat lunch, while grading papers and/or making copies
- Unjam the copier

[Kerri @TheRealKerri]

@cabanaexile Love Doug Flutie

[Harry Mikitarian @HarryMik100]

@harleydavidson

[Harry Mikitarian @HarryMik100]

I bought a 2020 Harley Davidson Lowrider S. I broke it in 100 percent according to specifications. Took it in for my 1000 mile service, and got it back with an approval of "100 percent up to Harley Davidson performance" At aprox 1500 miles, the engine failed.