Kris Frey

Any given 30 seconds of Rick and Morty pretty much defines how I think about the world

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

Best summary of the Iran deal I've seen so far

https://t.co/jTqycZwgeV

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

Inclusion has never been more important. That's why I'm renaming all my work meetings to Houthi PC Small Group to make it clear that everyone is welcome

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

Liberals love to compare Trump to Hitler but forget that Hitler was actually good for the economy

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

Republicans are like "We legalized retarded again" Yes, yes you did

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

@muddycharlespub Never too late for a little Mastadon

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

@gelliottmorris Aren't fully-reporting counties skewed in some way? Ie, smaller, more rural (more trumpy?). Do you have to include some correction then and how does that work?

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

@realDonaldTrump Ah fuck off, I bet your library will be 90% gift shop

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

NASA Admin after launch: tHanK YoU DOnALD j TrUMp foR LiTeRAlLy cArRYinG oUr AMERICAN hErOEs BOB and DOUG 200 mILeS iNtO SPACE on Your AlREaDY OVerLoAded bUT stILL BEautIFul bACK

[The Martin Luther King, Jr. Center @TheKingCenter]

“In the final analysis, a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it that America has failed to hear?”

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

It only took a global pandemic and a WFH revolution but I finally got all that laundry off my bedroom office chair.

[Tim McGrath @_tmcgrath]

Great endorsement here for Warren--

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

I would never @MITAthletics

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

Ted Bundy, Ted Kaczynski, and now Ted Cruz. Stop naming your kids Ted people

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

Literally had to watch an ad before the in-flight safety video.
*slow clap*
@united

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

When you're at @ChipotleTweets watching them roll your burrito but you have to look away because it's like watching a murder

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

It was between this and Yaba Daba Doo #PaidAgitator #marchforscience @ENTERSHIKARI

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

When your professor walks around the lecture hall with a stack of $5 bills refunding students his share of the textbook royalties #George

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

Nailed it https://t.co/pKkA3NscRF

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

Had a moment with @RouReynolds at Paradise last night. All set to die happy

[Kris Frey @theRealKFrey]

UMich app started at 3:04 PM, submitted 11:44 PM. #ApplyWeb #GradStudent #TangoDown