Stormwatcher

I am a kitter. I am also a goddess.

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

As the great grandkitten of holocaust survivors, I endorse this message.

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

My friend, @ewarren, gave 'em the CLAW last night. #PresidentWarren2020 #PresidentElizabethWarren

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I caught the red dot. #legendary

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There is something in the floor. The humans can't see it. I must protecc. #GuardKitty #EarnThoseCrunchies

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

Mike Bloomberg? More like Mike Bloomturd, am I right? #PoopZoomies

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The three food groups:
1. Wet food
2. Cronchies
3. Tape
#ForbiddenFood

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

Like Bernie, I am a secular Jewish cat. Yes, Bernie is a cat. We have accepted him into our species. Didn't you see him catch that bird in 2016? #AllCatsGoToStovokor

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

Single payer healthcare for all cats! #RabiesShotsForAll #Medicare4All #MedicareForAll #MedicatForAll

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

Ekekekekek #crunchies

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I'm a Tarzy, I'm a Tarzy, I'm a midnight Tarzy. I take my poop, and then I ruuuuuuun! #SomeCallMeTheSpaceKitter

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

@rivkam I DEMAND FRESH CRONCHIES! #Democracy #FreeKatarzyna #MedicareForAll

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All this talk about Iowa Carcasses is making me hungry. Must remind Mother to bring me the cronchies. #KatarzynaForPresident #IowaCaucuses2020 #crunchies

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

"God is dead" but cronchies are life. #crunchies #CatsOfTwitter #ExistentialCat

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

"Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does." Like my human is responsible for bringing the cronchies. #crunchies #existentialcat #deepthoughts

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

"All that is transitory is but a metaphor [for cronchies]." #crunchies #seriously

[Stormwatcher @TheRealKitter]

Cronchies.
#crunchies