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Little Red Rooster is a translator, author and occasional thinker. Used to write jokes, but the world is currently unfunny. European Scots/Irish. #RejoinEU #LFC

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What do you do with a solid sit-com idea and fully written script (6 episodes) these days?

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@supertanskiii A Fango pack followed by massage by a qualified physiotherapist will do the trick - that‘s a promise.

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@___emelia_ Y

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@iantheCROAT Happiness Is A Warm Gun from the White Album.

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@albundysdad Remoaners started the war in Ukraine, killed the Queen, crashed Branson‘s rocket, flooded Yorkshire, and let the fucking gunners top the PL table.
Brexiteers have turned the UK into a veritable paradise, for which we are all extremely grateful.

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@Emilyjaxon88 Yes

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@SimonBaumMusic Smug must go…

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@TheFanzine1 As has already been said, where is the clean money? With the amount involved, there will always be something dodgy. Try a Dortmund model, where normal fans buy affordable shares and own the club.

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@ShoebMolvi I am proud to say I created this joke all on my own several years ago. It was number 1 on Sickipedia for a month, pipped for joke of that year by a really shit effort 😃

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@mboother Any renewable option is acceptable.

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@mboother We opposed nuclear power back in the1970s because there was no satisfactory solution for the waste.

Nothing has changed.

Nuclear waste remains dangerous forever.

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@MattHighton I'd ban them all, then cook and eat them all in secret.

It is our solemn patriotic duty to follow the UK government's lead.

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@bmay They can only ever come out with the ridiculous lies they‘ve swallowed.
1 Faster vax rollout
2 VAT & fuel duty cuts
3 Blue passports
4 Trade deals with Fiji & other global powers
5 …

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@dianeCDee @MozMorris4 Slept in my Prevention T-shirt because they were better than the Cure.

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@anjgi Brexit bonus kicking in…

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@80_mcswan Yes

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@CarolCooney7 The food is indeed horrible, but there‘s a good cafeteria with excellent filled rolls. Bonus view of sea of cherry blossom.

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Admitted to ER in Herrenberg Friday evening. Not Covid-related. Already 3 full ultrasound scans + CT. They don’t fuck around here in Germany 🇩🇪

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@SophWalks @TheMasters Nobody for #Rory? Ah well… 🇬🇬

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@JolyonMaugham Is there any footage of the police bringing the protestors out?