The Real Maltboy

Tomato Snob •
Jackass of All Trades •
Dogs' Best Friend •

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@CA_Dem Deal. I'd rather watch baby seals being clubbed than that snoozefest sport.

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@Breaking911 @Mrgunsngear I bet they didn't tip either.

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@Breaking911 @Mrgunsngear It's not all of them, but it's *always* them.

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@LesleyRStahl A haiku for Stahl
Scott got fired, now you're big mad
Soon you will code too

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@HoustonChron tbf Houston is nothing but a giant dumpster anyway

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@HoustonChron These bland bargain brand hot dogs need all the ketchup and mustard they can get. They will NEVER come close to being the 90s Rockets.

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@HoustonChron Google: Just the tip. We promise we'll pull out!

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@Cutest_lilsiren @HoustonChron That's your job, Olga.

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@SkepticFirst48 @HoustonChron Their only tool is "But but but...Trehmp!"

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@HoustonChron Someone should keep a tally of how many pro Talarico puff pieces and Republican hit pieces the Chrotards churn out this summer.

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@texpat1307 @HoustonChron He doesn't need it. Talafreako is a walking, talking Paxton ad.

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@HoustonChron All the Chron's editorial fellatio on Talarico's behalf will amount to nothing. He will get spit out in November.

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@HoustonChron @ByVarunShankar Wearing 1990s uniforms will be the closest the current Rockets franchise will ever come to looking like the one that won back to back titles. Tillman Fertitta is King Mid-ass. Everything he touches turns mediocre.

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@HoustonChron Revisionist tripe

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@HoustonChron Chrontard logic: It's bad when white people move in to neighborhoods and make things better.

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@rich_marie @HoustonChron That would be rayciss or something.

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@HoustonChron Islam is incompatible with Western culture. Anyone who says otherwise is either lying or stupid.

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@HoustonChron Give him the Texas boot!

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@HoustonChron Wait. I thought only white people could be racist. Who knew the rules apply to Hispanics too?

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@HoustonChron Alternate headline:
Illegal alien teen arrested for public intoxication will face the consequences of his stupid choices