Maria

Say coo-min instead of q-min? Get outta my sight.

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

.@rolando and his family should visit Goodison more often! #everton

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

@BlueTone80 I was aye. Took a few years break. Good to be back!

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

COYB!

[kb @KBURKE1878]

“@Tony_Scott11: "Tim Howard, your heads upside down" chant the Stoke fans.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

@Pidge76 So do I!

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

@Pidge76 Just had a look at the rest of the fixtures, predicting 13 pts = 41 for the season. Christ above.

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

@Pidge76 QPR/Burnley/Villa/S'land? I used to think there was no chance we'd go down but Bob's got form. Defo worried.

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

I'm 75% sure we won't get relegated but that figure is dropping every day. #Everton

[David Wyllie @journodave]

Charge sheet against foul-mouthed Scottish teacher who was stuck off is a sight to behold

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

I think this has officially gotten out of hand.

via @echo4h

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

just going to accept that I'm not hipster enough to appreciate the new Miranda July, though that might all change with my new specs...

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

And a Connacht motm bonus! #IREvENG

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

@CraigKingma Thanks! I'm grand. How are things? Glad to see us Evertonians are still as depressed as ever!

[Lou Easy @Coolisiana]

*phone rings at 2am*
"It's your boss at The Ice House. You have 4 seconds to give me a slogan or you're fired"
Uhhh..

[SNELLY (TONY SNELL) @snellyradio]

Tony Hibbo comes on for Barca. He scores when he wants.

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

Teaching my daughter some lesser-heard swear words. So adorable!

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

YESSSSS! #IREvFRA

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

Oh Ireland, this is doing my damaged heart no good at all. #IREvFRA

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

Uh, RED.#IREvFRA

[Maria @TheRealMariaC]

Yeah, not really a 'gift as a verb' type of person, tbh. 'Present,' sure.