Ian Wright blasts the US' EXPENSIVE 'World Cup of CHAOS'
'Fans denied. Players denied. Journalists denied. Now refs'
'Is this how the host behaves for the greatest tournament in the world?'
The Arsenal legend questions why the US isn't facing the same scrutiny Qatar received
The things you do with baddies, you can't do with your wife.
Your wife won't lick some caviar off your balls. Ask Belfort from Wolf of Wall Street.
Alternatively, we can take a lesson from The Goodfellas. "Wives keep the empire looking legit; mistresses keep the party going."