Masoud Shadravan

My first language is Sarcasm. I'm also fluent in Irony and Absurdity.

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

Loophole: keep committing suicide and you'll have served your sentence in a few months

[Micro Flash Fiction📖 @MicroFlashFic]

The secret of resurrection is discovered in a government lab. The technique is indescribably painful, but it could still upend life as we know it. Can't have that.
It is only deployed in secret prisons. From now on, being given 30 life sentences is no longer an idle threat.

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

I thought it was the hare that was sleeping in the middle of the race #FacturedFairyTales

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

@MorrisBrightMBE Danger Mouse

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

"Sooner or later, everyone comes to Babylon 5." @straczynski #B5onCWin23

[Alexander Verbeek 🌍 @Alex_Verbeek]

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The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting.

RT when it works for you.

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

We have a little friend that like l likes to perch on our new sundial #WildWakefield

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

@GPete_16 suggestion for vows

[Micro Flash Fiction📖 @MicroFlashFic]

“I, Richard, take you, Margery; for better or worse; in the future or the past; on any planet; across timelines; forsaking all others, including robots; no matter who rules the galaxy; even if your clone tries to replace you again; until our minds are uploaded into computers.”

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

@FurtadoDelia Moving up in the world!

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

So close to getting it on the first try.

Wordle 218 2/6*

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[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

@MicroFlashFic You just described capitalism

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

#WispyClouds after work

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

@goldengateblond DJ Birthday Dinner

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

Full vaccination achieved! Now I can lick anyone's face anytime I want again!

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

Good morning!

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

This shows up in the lobby at work on Friday. Considering I made the screen being displayed you're darn tootin' I'm taking a picture of it.

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

Happy Naw-Rúz!

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

@SandyM77 Just once a week for now. They're staggering us so we're never at full capacity

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

In the office for the first time since mid March. Been such a long time since I've had to spend the entire day wearing shoes. #QuarantineLife #FreeTheToes

[Masoud Shadravan @TheRealMasoud]

The doe rising from the graze #TheWalkingDeer