Just Below Average Matt

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

No one wants the real you. They only want the version of you they've made up.

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

I'll do a whiskey shot nude. Say I won't. 🤣

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

Inquiring minds want to know...

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

@angel_0f_deathx If this poster could talk....

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

@ohnoletsgocrazy I ain't wrong though.

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

@tink7723 4

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@dimestorec0wgrl 5

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

Got an incredible offer today. 2 lead singers of 2 predominant bands from my area want to start an acoustic side project with me.

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

@theformermrs_

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

@betty0674 🤣 🤣

[Crissie @CrissieC]

If you’re not interested, just say you’re not interested.

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

All I'm saying is bring your own pillow. I've only got one.

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

@blessmysass No one cares.

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

@blessmysass

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

The best thing about a good morning shower is washing the single mom off of you.

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

That was definitely worth the trim... 😁

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

@yma6rocks 🤣 the ol lower deck beard.

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

Well damn. I reckon I gotta trim up. 😁

[Just Below Average Matt @TheRealMattL1]

Don't worry about the copious amounts of drugs and alcohol that have been consumed. 🤣