Toke opened the windows and said “Spring has rights.” Easter’s mixing mocktails and passing them out like blessings. Skittles is on the floor assembling a bunny-shaped bong out of craft supplies.
Stoneman showed up with a 12-pack and a fully cooked ham he claimed was left over from work. Soup brought deviled eggs and refused to say what made them elevated but we’ve all got a pretty good idea. We’re off to a weird start.
Waitress dropped the check and said no rush like she meant the opposite. A Guy two booths down left his number on the receipt. Pretty sure she put it right in her phone before pocketing it.
#Respect
Iceman disappeared right before the new load showed up. Came back with trail mix and circus peanuts saying he's a new man. Didn’t question it when he unloaded that truck at record speed.
Someone yelled “Jesus!” in aisle four. New Girl said he's early. Turns out they just dropped the egg dye but it felt like a sign. Very on-brand for the season.
#FlaseAlarm
I don’t start till 1 but I’m already bracing for impact.
Iceman texted “the peeps are melting.”
Could be literal. Could be spiritual.
Either way, I’m clocking in.
Iceman appeared out of nowhere with a tray cold brews and said “don’t ask, just drink.”
New Girl took one sip and said “is this legal?” It sure does feel too good to be legal.
#RetailRunsOnDunkin
Woman asked if she could freeze a spiral ham for next Easter. I told her yes but that we wouldn't accept any returns on hams next week.
She didn't buy one.