Galvyn McCray

I traded school nights for work nights and still wound up on top. Not here for a long time, just looking for a good time.
You coming or what?

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

They said I was gone too long.
They were right.

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

That’s some Hank Hill freaky ish.

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

How would you explain this ?

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Soup’s running an egg hunt but it’s just empty vape pods and loose change.
Stoneman found a twenty though and Soup claims he didn’t put it there.

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

New Girl showed up with carrot cake. Skittles handed her a joint and said “welcome to the resurrection.” Felt accurate.

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Toke opened the windows and said “Spring has rights.” Easter’s mixing mocktails and passing them out like blessings. Skittles is on the floor assembling a bunny-shaped bong out of craft supplies.

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Stoneman showed up with a 12-pack and a fully cooked ham he claimed was left over from work. Soup brought deviled eggs and refused to say what made them elevated but we’ve all got a pretty good idea. We’re off to a weird start.

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Waitress dropped the check and said no rush like she meant the opposite. A Guy two booths down left his number on the receipt. Pretty sure she put it right in her phone before pocketing it.
#Respect

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Skittles ordered pancakes and two tequila sunrises. Toke asked if she was alright and she said she's balancing her chakras.
#Grounded

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Clocked out and met the crew at the diner. Stoneman was already halfway through a milkshake.
#Respect

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Guy asked if we’d be here on Easter. Told him only if there was a fire. He said he'd keep that in mind.
#UhOh

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

You can tell a lot about a person based on how they handle a shopping cart with a squeaky wheel.
#ShowerThoughts

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Iceman disappeared right before the new load showed up. Came back with trail mix and circus peanuts saying he's a new man. Didn’t question it when he unloaded that truck at record speed.

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Someone yelled “Jesus!” in aisle four. New Girl said he's early. Turns out they just dropped the egg dye but it felt like a sign. Very on-brand for the season.
#FlaseAlarm

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Customer asked if we had any “non-holiday hams.” Told him all hams are neutral until provoked. He said that’s fair and walked away.
#OnlyInRetail

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

I don’t start till 1 but I’m already bracing for impact.
Iceman texted “the peeps are melting.”
Could be literal. Could be spiritual.
Either way, I’m clocking in.

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Clocked out and met Soup in the lot. He said it was a Sushi Night. That usually leads to a good time. New Girl coming with us. Could be a great time.

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Iceman appeared out of nowhere with a tray cold brews and said “don’t ask, just drink.”
New Girl took one sip and said “is this legal?” It sure does feel too good to be legal.
#RetailRunsOnDunkin

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

A kid in aisle seven asked if Peeps are made of real birds. His mom said they might be.
I gave them both a coupon and walked away.
#Peeps

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Woman asked if she could freeze a spiral ham for next Easter. I told her yes but that we wouldn't accept any returns on hams next week.
She didn't buy one.

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Someone returned six chocolate bunnies because they “weren’t joyful enough.”
I offered store credit and they kept three.
#TalesOfRetail

[Galvyn McCray @TheRealMcCray]

Iceman said he had "Big Easter Energy" then walked into the stockroom and didn’t come back for 30 minutes.
#BigEasterEnergy