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based on a true story🌼

(she/her)

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Updated to add Ziggy

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blep

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@NickyNat95 That's why Sam Rosen is elite

[Vincent Trocheck @V_Trocheck]

Ok. Stop yelling at me

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Lafreni??re

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@naomicalhoun This got an audible lol

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@avatarrant I also got this Amazon cat toy package. It has a lot of different types of toys for cheap so you can learn what your kitty prefers https://t.co/GQB0ak4m2L

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@avatarrant Wirecutter has a fantastic guide that was a lifesaver for me (https://t.co/YLJGjsIpWm)

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also we're engaged now 🤪

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ok I did it

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@CamilleWeidner This speaks to me

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@frankderuggiero HEY HEY HEYHEYHEY

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@MisterWives I'm here for the misterwives cinematic universe

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@MisterWives 👀

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

.@misterwives are taking the “sucker punches” of the last few years and turning them into their best music yet.

The indie pop group has premiered their song “Nosebleeds” and announced an album of the same name. https://t.co/kE6xJ2g1Ja

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Cat update

[PHF @PHF]

Madison Packer spoke postgame about the Riveters finishing their season strong and the importance of wearing the Pride jerseys.

@madison_packer_ | @Riveters

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My best friend ran into Panarin last night and her fiancé had to call an Uber for Panarin because he legit has a Nokia.

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@NYCTSubway been waiting over 10 minutes for a train at steinway Street and the sign says the next one is still 7 minutes away. Is this accurate for rush hour?

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@NickyNat95 What's next? A boyfriend named Vin??

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Feeling a little less unique after Twitter recommended an account of a girl who also likes the rangers, drag race, and the sims, lives in my neighborhood, and has a pet with the same name as my cat.

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@rachelprobably I heard it was still buggy, but the build/buy looks amazing

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@rachelprobably could've been offset by a double sashay for both Spice and Malaysia not knowing the words 😔