Morgan

Show me the locked doors, I'll find another use for the key

[Morgan @therealMOSCHAdy]

Spam texts have taken an interesting turn

[Shawnté James, MD: The Olds™/Elder Millennial @ShawnteJamesMD]

Even in an emergency - with a near-lifeless baby in front of me, I KNOW the feel of a blade in my hand. I can distinguish the diameter of an ETT with a GLANCE because I was TRAINED to.

Calling this an accident because she “thought” she was holding a taser is POLICE PROPAGANDA.

[Kara Schafer @kschay15]

Welcome to the Schafer family where the youngest child’s fear is exploited for a Christmas card @therealMOSCHAdy @brookedianeee you’re welcome

[Vauhxx R. Booker @Vauhxx]

8 days since I was almost lynched. They pinned me against the tree, called for a noose and shouted hateful words. Look at the video. Still no arrests?! We are holding officials accountable. @govholcomb MonroeCnty, IN Prosecutors, Indiana DNR #Blacklivesmatter #Lynchings

[Ray. @Ray_Banned]

Only when "xyz-phobia" and "123-ism" threatens capitalism you see institutions practicing social justice. It's sick. I'm sick!!!

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

In this country Viagra is covered by insurance without question, but birth control coverage is dependent upon the religious ideals of employers/institutions.

If that sounds:
- misogynistic
- discriminatory
- irresponsible
- indicative of systemic sexism
that’s because it is!

[Blake Hounshell @blakehounshell]

I regret to inform you that George Washington required enlistees to be vaccinated against smallpox

[Morgan @therealMOSCHAdy]

When self-quarantine is getting a little lonely but your cat isn’t having it

[Ray. @Ray_Banned]

They cancel everything except lab and clinical duties. My people can never win.

[Morgan @therealMOSCHAdy]

@ginazac896 Nothing has changed. She is still psychotic at night and I wake up most mornings to find something on the floor that was previously on my counter 😂

[Kara Schafer @kschay15]

For a free subscription of dad jokes, friend the one & only Ken Schafer on Facebook

[Morgan @therealMOSCHAdy]

But “women are the dramatic ones”.....

[Morgan @therealMOSCHAdy]

@ginazac896

[Morgan @therealMOSCHAdy]

My cat learned how to fetch tonight and we both have a new favorite hobby 😂

[Morgan @therealMOSCHAdy]

@ginazac896 Let’s do it

[Cody Zeller @CodyZeller]

We don’t have any pizza places that deliver to our house out in the country....but my dad just had 5 ducks delivered?! Welcome to Washington!

[Morgan @therealMOSCHAdy]

*gets an iPhone just to take pictures of my cat in portrait mode*