Rachel B

Cornish maid born and bred. Tweets when in the mood which is why I didn't tweet for 2 years. I'm not in the mood!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@bt_uk Hi! How do I cancel my home phone? We never use it! Thanks!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@webf_bugle I'm doing a sunshine dance!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@peasbloss Bonkers!!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@fesshole I had this in a lift! A lady had a child who was being a pain. She looked at me and said, "This lady will tell you off!" I said "No I won't - sort your own child out!" Awkward rest of lift ride.

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@lukefromthemoon Ah fab! Have a great time! When you get back, you'll need your big coat!!!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@fesshole My friend threw his balled up socks in the fire, keeping the scrunched up paper in his hand!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@FitbitUK My Alta 2 tiny strap holder-inner has broken (yes, that's what I'm calling it!) How do I replace it? Don't need to buy a whole new strap!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@RubbishWife What??!!! Wow!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@RubbishWife Ah that's not good. I must say, I've bought and sold snd had good experience. This last one was not great. Luck of the buy I guess? Hope you get it all sorted.

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@fesshole I know the font you mean. It's cursive that schools buy so it looks like how writing should be 🙄. Awful! I am in a school office. I change teachers font to Calibri every time because my PC doesn't support the font....! 😉
Cursive font - get in the bin!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@MattOakleyMojo I don't understand why they think this is 8.30pm Saturday night viewing! 30,000 people listening to the radio together!!!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

Pay attention. I'm going to give a top tip for anyone who has a child at school. This is groundbreaking!
Please, please put your child's name in their uniform! This comes from me, working in a school for 8 years! One year, we donated £600 unclaimed/unnamed worth to charity!!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@ColinMurray @bbc5live The Cardigans. Lovefool ❤️

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary   
Still not 100% sure if I like it, yet here we are!
I have made some awesome Twitter pals though! ❤️

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@BonJovi My mum buying me Crossroad because I was in hospital. Whilst recovering, got absolutely involved and bought all previous albums! Saw you in Milton Keynes, bought t-shirts and over 30 years later I'm still here!

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@seasidedolly2 @StaceySolomon Wasn't it heartwarming? Wonderful family that have been through so much.

[Rachel B @TheRealMrsBash]

@heliofractal My 13 year old read 'Clover Moon'. Heard her sobbing. When asked what was wrong she said 'a character in my book died!' She was distraught!