Michael Norton

Not your antivirus. @YCDSB educator. @JournalismTMU ‘17 + @UCNZ ‘19 alum. 🥌, #MLS ⚽️, and #Survivor fan. Views mine, RTs ≠ endorsements. He/him.

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

Ethan Zohn was the reason I first fell in love with #Survivor. The show is one heck of a teacher, and its first and most recent lesson for me is that EZ is the encapsulation of good and the definition of a lover of life.
Thank you for the memories, prettyboy ❤️

[Ethan Zohn @EthanZohn]

I want to thank everyone for all the love & support over the last 20 yrs. This game has changed my life in so many ways & I hope I’ve done @survivorcbs proud. I’m going to move on from being a SURVIVOR to being a THRIVER. I love you all!
#Survivor #thriver @survivorcbs

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

Getting the full-cast Harry Potter audiobooks via Dad’s @audible_com credits has been great. Every time I finish one I yell “MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!”

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

CC: @realJ_Mitchell @Jason_To

[り���こ @riscocco]

こちらの画像によるとエッジコムは123フィート(約37.4メートル)離れた位置にあるカメラに向かってウインクしたとのこと。計算されててワロタ

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

@realJ_Mitchell That’s a fair point I’d not considered (assuming this is 55 term, 30 exam, 15 attendance). I don’t disagree either about natural consequences. I should clarify in a “both can be true” way: I agree in principle but am upset//frustrated it’s coming to this.

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

Vic Rauter’s “Bite the White” call on Pat Simmons’ last stone to win the 2015 Brier remains the greatest call in the history of sports broadcasting, and I will not be hearing any arguments to the contrary. A MASTERPIECE https://t.co/66txNtYBfN

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

The sound of curling, to me. Thanks for everything, Vic Rauter.

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

@JBradshaw01 Would have loved to ask him how his March Break’s been going… given it’s been happening since December!

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

@jeskeets @treykerby @tjasondoyle @survivorcbs We finally got to hear Angelina and Chrissy tonight, but 3 episodes in and some people have still been quiet (not helped by the cast of 24). Who do you most want to hear from next week among the smaller edits so far? For me: Dee (last winner), Colby (is his body holding up?)

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

@AMikeBloomType Also worth mentioning that Dale Wentworth did the same thing in San Juan del Sur (albeit breaking his glasses to boost the magnification). The 20s are represented after all!

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

Prediction time for #Survivor50! One per tribe…
In Trouble: Rizo, Emily, Charlie
Pumped to See Again: Q, Christian, Dee
Winner: Genevieve, Joe, Coach

I AM READY TO BE HURT AGAIN

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

That opening montage… was everything. Been shaking for the last half hour #Survivor50

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

@Mr_S_Ont Two other notes
1) this is a GREAT image to show what’s provided in a typical classroom vs what a teacher supplies out of pocket
2) 13 students (at least) x $200 stimulus cheques from 2022-23 year = $2600. A decent pool to go toward a new setup… even a used 16x9 honestly.

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

And, once again, Devin Hester’s kickoff return remains the best opening play in #SuperBowl history. We can only hope for a time when kickoff returns will be exciting again.

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

Taylour Stevens, goodness gracious. That run double was even better than the in-off from yesterday. Two best shots of the whole tournament. #STOH2026

[Dark Horse Comics @DarkHorseComics]

Witness how the Kyoshi Warriors joined the war against the Fire Nation in the new comic series Avatar: The Last Airbender--The Kyoshi Warriors. A new and exciting side-story coming this May! @Variety shared the exclusive details: https://t.co/mWrhviYRHX

By @BrandonHoang_, @BellmanBessa, Xanthe Bouma, Adele Matera and @Comicraft

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

@SurvivorQuotesX Social: Kenzie
Strategic: Rachel
Physical: Savannah
Overall: Dee
FTC: Maryanne
Individual Move: Maryanne (taking out Omar), Kyle (surviving the tribe swap)
Personal Favourite: Dee or Rachel
TV: Yam Yam
- say what you will about the New Era… (mostly) great winners!

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

Hey if we’re talking about revising amendments you might wanna check in on the 22nd one and make sure it’s doing alright…

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Yesterday at church the Bible readings started on page 66-67 of the missal, and my 5-year-old went absolutely nuts repeating "six seven" like 10 times. And now I think we need to make this narrow exception to the first amendment and ban these numbers forever.

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

MLS CUP DOUBLE POST ALERT 🚨

[CBC Sports @cbcsports]

“Joy and wonder and gratitude.”

Curling legend and veteran CBC reporter Colleen Jones has died following a battle with cancer https://t.co/G72N0RKUVQ

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

Bebe Rexha… woof

[Michael Norton @TheRealNort]

In 2019 I was able to see Jane Goodall speak live in Christchurch. I went with six of my friends from teachers’ college not fully realizing what wonder I was in for.
She is the greatest speaker I’ve ever listened to. Captivating. Authentic. Empathetic. Human. This one hurts 😢

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Jane Goodall, the trailblazing naturalist whose intimate observations of chimpanzees in the African wild produced powerful insights that transformed basic conceptions of humankind, has died. She was 91.

Read more about her legacy https://t.co/FqIx6Le3eY