Ox

Future Dad. Ravens, Os, Bucks, Terps, Vol fb. Sopranos references when I can. Bet the Celtics @ home on Sunday. Cooper Flagg stan. I will die before Os win a WS

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

If Disneyland is the “happiest” place on Earth, where do you think is the “saddest” place on earth?

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

@DrewBanned If you were selfless you think you’d be president?

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

Is their record on the scoreboard anywhere or….?

[Matt Weyrich @ByMattWeyrich]

The Orioles’ scoreboard has started showing Statcast percentiles for their hitters during at-bats.

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

Chuck Barkley

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

The Knicks are willing to die in order to win. The spurs simply are not.

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

The bullpen still sucks

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

Nobody’s gonna be there at tipoff lololol. Spurs by 20

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

These people have been waiting an hour to get into Madison Square Garden.

Here is a first person account:

“They routed everyone down to 34th and 8th.

Police barracade.

Through metal detectors to a point about 200 feet from MSG.

Then they came and apologized and said they were confused and instead we needed to exit the barracade and go to 34th and 7th.

We walked there and then a different set of police told us to go to 32nd and 6th.

There are hundreds, if not a thousand people, wandering around in giant herds not knowing where to go or how to get in.

The police keep saying they don’t know the protocol.”

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

We need Creed up here.

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

Good will is being built via free egg custard snowballs and tshirts. Thanks @Orioles 🤝

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

I paid precisely $1.01 to watch the rest of the game in peace after Vegas was up 4-0. Can’t put a price on peace of mind.

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

Greatest cashout of all time

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

@ravens4dummies @criggs2630 In a motel off i95?

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

Just horrible by the Spurs there at the end. Oof.

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

Omg worst possible outcome for SAS

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

I haven’t seen SA run any successful offense with Wemby inside the 3pt line the entire series.

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

The Knicks are just tougher. They’ll kill you trying to win this game. The spurs just wanna fuck around.

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

@editti22 @RutschmanAdley They really do.

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

It’s like Mayo Cowser and the rest of the fringe guys are hitting and everything becomes contagious. This is a delight.

[Ox @TheRealOxPro]

The Baltimore Orioles are playing acceptable (+) baseball and I’m tiptoeing the line with them.