The Real Perryn®

Full Time Dad, Innovator, Patented Inventor, Creative, Entrepreneur, Free Thinker, Hip Hop Historian, Comedy Connoisseur, A Jack of All Trades...Master of Many.

[The Real Perryn® @TheRealPerryn]

I just bowled a 38 in 10 Pin Shuffle for iPad!tf
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[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

Why do the commercials on #YouTube always play with no problem but the actual video I'm watching needs to buffer #thingsthatmakeyougohmmm

[Jackie Fabulous @Jackiefabulous]

If I had a threesome they win!!! cuz my friends are GORGEOUS!!!!! @FunnyAida @TheRealPerryn @myNUVOtv holiday party! http://t.co/UtwDvcbPZB

[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

I am definitely not a pessimist more like an Optimistic Realist. I, in a positive way, think that you're terrible...

[The Real Perryn® @TheRealPerryn]

Sometimes I marvel at the level of ignorance that controls our society.

[The Real Perryn® @TheRealPerryn]

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions

[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

Watching the #TLCMovie made me remember that the song Scrubs killed parking lot pimpin...unless I was driving

[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

#TomBrady is the Kobe Bryant of football!! #clutch #surgeon

[The Real Perryn® @TheRealPerryn]

Is a woman that sleeps with a bunch of men and keeps them round even if she doesn't like them anymore is considered a "whoreder"

[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

And why is MJ worried about who he would beat in their prime he should be worrying about who his team could beat and they are in their prime

[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

I advise Michael Jordan to keep his mouth shut. Every time he opens it a little piece of his legacy is squandered away...

[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

All this time I thought #ArielCastro was the Cuban version of Disney's Little Mermaid

[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

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[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

I'm sure Billy Ray Cyrus has an Achy Breaky Heart over his daughter's performance #VMA2013 #terrible

[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

I created a game called Angry Crush I stand outside the gym and wait for that girl that wouldn't give me her # and throw stale candy at her

[LAFFSTYLE™ @laffstyle]

Kendrick Lamar's lyrics were cool but wasn't that amazing that warrants all this brouhaha. This is the definition of hyperbole people...

[The Real Perryn® @TheRealPerryn]

Sundays are always relaxing until around sundown when you realize it's going to Monday very soon... #moandays #workweekbegins

[The Real Perryn® @TheRealPerryn]

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[The Real Perryn® @TheRealPerryn]

Stop Peanut Butter Knuckles!! Watch this video of #thesmartjar http://t.co/lcUrRykZZT please watch and RT THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT!!

[The Real Perryn® @TheRealPerryn]

Stop Peanut Butter Knuckles!! Watch this video of #thesmartjar http://t.co/lcUrRykZZT please watch and RT