Joe Pit

All words can and will be used against you!

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"Let me swallow my meat" - Jason H http://t.co/AsAubpKnjX

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"You know which kind I want." - Holly S. http://t.co/tvlWgcsQN2

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"I do want to hit July" - Blair P. http://t.co/syPBcKdSpZ

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"All you gotta do is hide in the closet…I do it all the time." - David B. http://t.co/5hipMwQ3cz

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"Give me some wood to knock on." - Alison M http://t.co/4EtFWohBvi

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"Jessica S: Well, y’all have fun at your sausage fest. Allison M: Oh, I’m not going." - Allison M. http://t.co/YfDGK7ycF1

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"I’ve had Jeff’s sauce." - Jessica S. http://t.co/SQnl7Wu1vL

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"The taller you are, the more backbone you have." - Allison M. http://t.co/AcO6eY3Ngd

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"That would [be] an inefficient spread utensil. I guessing- I don’t know." - Matt M. http://t.co/2RtHC6grVH

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"You get an evil eye if I have to wiggle too much." - Michael P. http://t.co/z0KBDCqRfY

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"He cocked it, so I had to release it." http://t.co/dLWij0J0Vk

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"I like containers." - Blair P. http://t.co/jQLWklsyiF

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

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[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"Never show your chair your boo-boo." - Michael P. http://t.co/HjzqFbHBKQ

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"Stephen P.: I can get behind any Facebook comment that has ‘pasties’ in it. Jeff D.: I can haz pasties?" http://t.co/YRquKNeGT8

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"I can’t pull my thing up." - Javier A. http://t.co/SeRm9iQUrk

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"Playing with an otter really does work the triceps." - Jeff D. http://t.co/y0emXSFJ2J

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"I might as well get a child." - Jessie S. http://t.co/Pla708ipAT

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"I need to find a isabled person." - Jason H. http://t.co/NCI1w7Ir0o

[Joe Pit @TheRealPit]

"I’ve got 7 inches at home I can bring you" - Jason H http://t.co/PQSgVKUS3e