Bubonic Plague

Disgruntled disease, reveling in my glory days. I enjoy sickness and death and take requests. I also moonlight as a life coach.

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

Which one of you tried to get me shut down? HM?!?!

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

There’s hope for me yet! https://t.co/eK0Ubr9Xl6

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

@badg3r Forsooth! I’m still around anyway, still can’t get around antibiotics… @culture24 @crossrail @molarchaeology @maxplanckpress

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

Finally! https://t.co/Bi0DZsdl3X

[TwiterHero @TwiterHero]

DNA confirms identity of bacteria behind London's Plague https://t.co/sKtWNRR18F Behind every great @TheRealPlague is a good bacteria

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

For those who are wondering, Zika’s doing pretty good. We’re seeing each other now and I’m showing her the ropes.

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

@twiterhero Zika is doing much better than the last time I saw her!

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

I took another vacation. Trump’s been covering for me. How’s he doing?

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

@theodoreart I wish…

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

@theodoreart I've always been squishy. Fuzzy is a new development.

[Leader Megatron @LeaderABW]

@TheRealPlague A theme park~? "How Long Can You Stand It? Find out at the midway!" ?

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

Yo! “@TheodoreArt: Yo @TheRealPlague you're chilling in Brooklyn? http://t.co/w4LdmwUNRl”

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

@leaderabw That kinda sounds like a theme park.

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

I wonder if I'd be more popular if a crapped out gold. http://t.co/DByEMiiG8w

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

I'm so happy I could kill someone!

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

If you really want to see who I am, you're gonna need a microscope.

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

@d380r4h Your style is best when you just let it flow.

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

@psswstyles Please to be in you! @twiterhero

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

If you're ever in the Southwestern United States, come find me! We'll have a nice chat.

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

Menstruation jokes are never funny. Period.

[Bubonic Plague @TheRealPlague]

@teh_groff One of the awesome things about always being there is that you're always back.