Plasma Membrane

Campaign directors: Naomi, Nicholas, and Katherine

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

I'm hitting the other organelles so hard on their goofy policies that they can't help but get annoyed! #weak #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

@DrMilks WRONG. I never said that. Never said that.

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

In these troubled times of partisan fighting, I hold our cell together. I give us a hug. #stopdozingstartencolsing #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

Our mitochondria are being forcefully sidelined as the demand for ATP is getting outsourced to chloroplasts! #NOPE #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

As president, I'll keep our exterior solution isotonic so I won't shrivel up or explode. #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

Nobody appreciates vacuoles more than I do! #storeourwater #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

In foreign policy, I'm pretty tough. I'm proposing mass-endocytosis. Let's gobble up the molecules we need! #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

Do I think the protein synthesis process is rigged? I don't know yet. I'll keep you in suspense. #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

My thanks to all the hardworking ligands who open and close my embedded proteins to foreigners and #keepourcellsafe #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

Without me to enclose the cell and anchor the cytoskeleton, our cell would be a puddle of useless cytoplasm. #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

You might think the nucleus runs the whole show, but my cell surface receptors also help our cell know what to do. #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

Crooked nucleus is doing nothing to combat hypotonic solutions that burst our grrreat cell. #DrainTheSwamp #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

The nucleus administration keeps innocent chromatin locked up in an envelope. #endmassincarceration #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

The cilia are too silly to run our great cell. I, on the other hand, have a GREAT membrain! #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

When I'm president, I'll deport the urea that's stealing the jobs of our hardworking H2O. #Plasma2K16 #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

All the mutations that have come out recently reveal that the trasnscription system is downright BROKEN! Just crazy! #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

My foreign policy is smoother than an endoplasmic reticulum. #VotePlasma #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

Lysosomes have murdered innocent cells. Is that the kind of organelle we want as president? #LockUpLysosomes #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

I'll use selective permeability to make sure only the right kind of molecules get into our cell. #Plasma4President #OrganelleWars @DrMilks

[Plasma Membrane @therealPlasma98]

Happy #CincoDeMion! The best Sodium and Potassium come through my ion pumps! I love ions! @DrMilks #OrganelleWars