Cameron Vernoy

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@METAVERZUZ I will possess your heart

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

Thought this was the @TheBabylonBee at first..

[Adam Schiff @AdamSchiff]

Let’s be honest about what this is:

A blatant attempt to cast doubt in our election results, and a phony pretext for Trump to act illegally in the midterms.

California has safe and secure elections. And it takes time for every vote to count.

It’s called democracy, Donald.

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

Kwame Brown bro..

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

Without saying Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Jerry West, Magic Johnson , Shaq, or Kobe Bryant, name a Laker……

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨JUST IN: Polls are OPEN in Los Angeles and Karen Bass is mortified after reports of LA businesses REELING over crime under her watch, saying homeless people are wreaking havoc

Look at this, it's like a 3RD WORLD NATION

He's refusing to even replace the glass at his business, leaving a wooden board covered in graffiti

Someone took a nearby scooter and threw it threw the GLASS WINDOW, harming people inside, and scaring away people from even entering the building

This is an American city. It has to change. Vote Spencer Pratt!

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@HawkEmDownChris Derek Anderson

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@VinnysCorner1 Rodman or KG for sure.

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@emmitonair Sabonis

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@emmitonair Derek Anderson

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@CarlsJr Bring back the fucking Honey Mustard man.. Sincerely..

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Spurs have the ball down 98-88

• Refs miss a goaltending call
• Ball goes off Chet’s foot
• They ignore the coach’s challenge request
• SGA gets free throws
• Mitch Johnson is hit with a tech
• Lu Dort and Tony Brothers laughing on the sideline

Us fans deserve better than this smh

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@ThePharticusMax @1920bears Kinda the point right? 🫠

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

this might be the most expensive stove top I’ve ever seen in my life.

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 holy shit.. a woman just pleaded guilty to running a voter fraud scheme on Skid Row for 20 years and nobody caught her until a guy with a hidden camera showed up

Brenda Lee Brown Armstrong.. caught on tape 28 times paying homeless people with cash and cigarettes to register to vote.. she let them use her own address so the mail-in ballots went straight to her house

she admitted on camera it was a "pyramid scheme".. said she wasn't the only one.. prosecutors confirmed she'd been doing it for two decades in the middle of Los Angeles

in 2020 you got banned from the internet for saying voter fraud exists.. in 2026 a woman is pleading guilty in federal court to doing it since 2000

the biggest city in America couldn't find a woman committing voter fraud for 20 years but a guy with a hidden camera found her in an afternoon

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@ApexJonesHACKED @grok what's 4/3 of Jordan's total points in this post. Assuming he played the difference in games between him and LeBron. About 1/3.

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just described how the entire government operates in a single sentence.

Musk: “Paying people to do nothing doesn’t make sense.”

Then he told a Milton Friedman story that should terrify every bureaucrat on the payroll.

Friedman watched workers digging ditches with shovels.

He suggested they use excavators instead.

Someone pushed back.

“But then we’re going to lose a lot of jobs.”

Musk: “Friedman says, well, in that case, why don’t you have them use teaspoons?”

One sentence.

That’s all it took to gut the entire logic of modern government.

The teaspoon is not a punchline.

It is the actual policy.

Every agency that would cease to exist if it actually solved the problem it was created for.

Every department that measures success by headcount instead of output.

Every approval that routes through nine desks before someone can say yes.

Teaspoons.

The system doesn’t want excavators.

Excavators finish the job.

And a finished job is the one thing the system can’t afford.

So it hands you a teaspoon. Calls it a career. Gives you a pension for never asking why the ditch took forty years.

But this isn’t about laziness.

It’s about control.

A person digging with a teaspoon doesn’t have time to build something better.

Doesn’t have the energy to question the plan.

Doesn’t have a thought left to ask if the ditch even needed digging.

Busy people don’t ask dangerous questions.

That’s the point.

The economy doesn’t run on productivity.

It runs on the appearance of productivity.

Millions of people sit at desks right now doing work a single script could replace by morning.

They know it.

Their managers know it.

The people who sign their budgets know it.

But the teaspoon stays in their hand.

Because the moment you hand someone an excavator, they finish by noon.

And a person with a free afternoon starts thinking. Starts building. Starts wondering why they needed permission to dig in the first place.

That’s the thing the system can’t survive.

Not unemployment.

Free time.

Musk didn’t tell a joke on Rogan.

He described the longest con in modern governance.

Keep them digging.

Keep them busy.

Keep the teaspoon in their hand so they never look up long enough to see the ditch was pointless from the start.

Friedman told that story sixty years ago.

He meant it as a warning.

The system heard every word.

It just made sure everyone kept calling it a joke so no one would recognize it as a confession.

[Jaguar Paw @sirdibbydukes]

Jordan wasn’t even thinking about playing. The owner asked him to come back. He also played for the Wizards for free. He signed for the minimum donated his game checks to 9-11 victims. He wasn’t chasing rings. He took that franchise out the red. He sat on his 6 championships. 🐐

[The NBA Realist @nbarealist23]

Hold my beer.... MJ did this in 10 FEWER FULL SEASONS:

- More MVPs
- More Finals MVPs
- More Defensive Player of the Year Awards
- More All-Defense Selections
- More Scoring Titles
- More Steals Titles
- Better Per-Game Stats (Reg & Playoffs)
- More times leading the League in Advanced Metrics
- More times making both All-NBA and All-Defense in the same Season
- Better Game Winning/Tying Shot Clutch Metrics
- Faced better overall playoff competition (Teams with a higher avg Win Total, Net Rating, SRS)
- Best player on the greatest dynasty of the modern era
- Best combined reg season & payoff record (87-10)
- Undefeated (24-0) when having home court advantage
- 24-1 in the playoffs as a favorite

There is no other example in sports where the player with inferior Rings, MVPs, FMVPs, per-game stats is somehow considered the "GOAT". Not one.

Michael Jordan peaked higher, was more individually dominant, led more dominant teams, and on a per-game basis, was simply better during an era where the rules were designed to undermine Wing players.

Lebron James, while great, simply played longer and accumulated more total stats and accolades

Don't be bamboozled by the Twitter casuals on this app.

@getnickwright

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@WheelerRipWA @grok this real?

[Cameron Vernoy @TheRealRaolDuke]

@courtsideapp 🤣🤣🤣