Ryan of the Kennemurs

Social/Media Guy, husband, father, rock and roller with Dragmatic, quizmaster and provider of quality. Invented Post-its.

Jokes, opinions, etc. are my own

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

It's Bandcamp Friday, so it's a great day to get your vinyl copy of At Least We're Not Dead Yet!

Bandcamp is waving their fees today, so we get all the proceeds of sales up until midnight tonight. As always, thanks for your support!

https://t.co/RIJs3UhXTE

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

This.

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@SouthwestAir My flight didn't do a service due to turbulence. Does that mean I lose my drink ticket?

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

@Huberton "Who watched" is the important part here. I'd wager most left leaning people didn't watch it.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

@PatMcAfeeShow This dude who looks like a dad on a Myrtle Beach vacation that wants to be as far away from his family as possible has a hot take about our nation's relationship with Canada.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

@heyaimsarah Okay so you can fill your cheeks with acorns OR wear eyeliner, but not both.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

@heyaimsarah Sheesh, I don't remember how to do that! But yeah, I'll try anything twice.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

We're coming up on the 10th anniversary of Dragmatic's first record At Least We're Not Dead Yet, so we're doing a GoFundMe to help press it to vinyl for the first time.

We're at 60% of our goal, so please check it out and help if you can!

https://t.co/ZQeHBrG29N

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

Vote for whoever, but I'm going for the folks who aren't trying to get me to buy their shoes, NFTs or coffee.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

@tarheels6362 @RossMartinNC Real men don't vote for people who try to sell them shoes or NFTs.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

@jsetzer7 @RossMartinNC is it, though? I don't see anyone on the left trying to sell me shoes.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

@jonwurster That House Autry will bring em in every time.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

This is my guy.

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

walz confirmed Dreamcast owner. hugely energising for the narrowest voter segment in world history

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@TheAVClub @jarrodjones_ O'doyyyyel

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

Just found an old friend in the attic! @michaelianblack

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

RIP Kinky Friedman

Hope you left the cat in charge.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

Song lyrics as emojis:

💍💍💍💍💍💍💍🍌☎️

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

@tim_baltz @ComedyBangBang Thanks for coming Tim! I figured you'd be too busy filming Gemstones, so it was a great surprise to see you and Francesca there.

[Ryan of the Kennemurs @therealRTK]

Can't believe I got to see @tim_baltz in person tonight! Amazing evening at @ComedyBangBang Live in Durham.