Samuel Caouette

it doesnt even matter

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

@lanasheen Let’s go girls *shania voice*

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

@lanasheen Lost $10 at the bar cuz he didn’t... #whatajoke

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

Whatchu gone do with that dessert? Doo ba doo bad dee

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

@lanasheen

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

@lanasheen Meh

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

@lanasheen Would it be mean for me to retweet this?

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

@lanasheen Square up

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

@Aneiil @DLum22 uh oh might have to come out of retirement

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

Why do fast food employees shove the straw in the bag? If yo boy ordered a drink it's probably because he's thirsty

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

Well I just commented on a news facebook post arguing with a stranger so if you decide we shouldn't be friends anymore I understand

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

This vape fiend turned 21 today @jjskrilla

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

"You'd sacrifice a whole night of drinking with the boys just to eat her asshole for 15 min" - bob

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

LeBron had a special introduction tonight in Sacramento. "LeBronnnnn Jaaaaames" (via Kings) https://t.co/HPUhVYlOKa

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

The fox has good food, probably cuz it's fried in pussy juice - @meghanwiegel

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

Anybody wanna drive me to the airport at 5 am? I'll give you 20 dollars and throw in a couple sexual favours of your choosing

[Samuel Caouette @TheRealSam17]

@jjskrilla finishing that table was probably the best moment of my life #peak