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I wish not to be observed ⛔
Bluesky 🦋 🔑 @SamblesTheReal

[Nifast🍀Greentail @NGreentail]

doomscrolling habit so bad playing videogames feels productive

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

Rondyvoo

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

Just used the phrase "in my professional opinion" unironically in a work setting. I've officially made it. I've peaked

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

sorry but this makes him actually goated

[Pigeon @PigeonGoGaming]

🚨 Something Based!

Chris Pratt at "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" premiere repping MY GOAT Metroid.

👏 I didn't know he was based like that!

Original interview by @JakesTakes

Full interview:
▶️ https://t.co/neIaw3w6em

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

"Final" Fantasy is a bold choice of name for a game series with well over 90 titles in its release catalogue

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

Wow the data is showing data things, who'd have thunk

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

this aged well*

*I had a steak, a chicken burger and a hotdog pizza two days ago after being veggie for 6 months

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

Might fuck about and full send vegetarianism

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

@Primordialmuk

[SQ♛ @_sq_21]

My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Good Morning.

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

"Forced to work as prostitutes" is fucking CRAZY verbal gymnastics to avoid saying what it is: literal sex trafficking 💀

[Sayo Thee Succulent @Simply_Sayo]

This is not sex work, this is sex trafficking !!!

These women are victims of sex trafficking.

There is a very very VERY important distinction.

Sex trafficking IS NOT sex work !!!

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

@idiothead600 really stretching that last belt notch as an act of defiance

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

@idiothead600 nooo same bc the day I realised I'd dropped two waist sizes, I was so angry-happy that none of my jeans stayed up without an overtightened belt 😭

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

It's not always like this, but it happens often enough that I genuinely wonder if I might have insomnia. And now I can't sleep because I'm frustrated that I can't sleep, and also extremely painfully bored. I should've popped a Nytol a couple hours ago while the idea was fresh 🫠

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

I got up today at 9, did an hour long gym session, took a 45 minute walk, cooked, took a 2 hour walk and did some journalling and yet I'm laying here at gone 2am wide awake.

No anxiety, no racing thoughts, yet I'm ready to take on a whole day right now despite wanting to sleep.

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

Me, not replying to your message:
- keeping the ball in my court
- giving myself time to think of a reply
- busy, preoccupied

You, not replying to my message:
- my presence annoys you
- you hate me
- replying to me makes you sick

(I swear I'm honestly fine)

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

Might fuck about and full send vegetarianism

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

Nvm I went outside and now I'm okay 👌

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

Life's going kinda well for me at the moment, so naturally with nothing to worry about, my brain has induced my regularly scheduled anxiety over nothing

[Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ @TheRealSambles]

bestie called me out on my dating track record and I won't lie, she ain't wrong 💀