when i said i wanted fujoshis to rise in 2026 i didnt mean the americanized performative fujoshis who learned the word off of new york times after watching heated rivarly... my culture not your costume
trans Keith that LOVES buying the biggest thickest strap ons he can find to destroy Lance with. His baby always gets a wide eyed look when he sees what Keith’s brought home now but he always takes it so obediently, spreading his legs and letting Keith use him however he sees fit
keith can and will get lance pregnant in every universe, even if said universe is a run-of-the-mill coffee shop au where the galra don’t exist, and mpreg isn’t supposed to be possible. keith will find a way
Lance he/him princess core
Keith gets stuck waiting for Lance on missions where their rooms connect and it comes out one day as a biting insult on the same measure as mullet began "we're running late princess"
Lance HATES it he is not that high maintenance! They bicker 🧵
keith gets this /look/ in his eyes when they decide to try for another baby and Lance knows immediately he’s in for a night of his husband trying to breed him through the birth control, Lance’s ankles by his ears with tears in his eyes from how /deep/ he is.