Scotty

stand up sf - takes are my own. freedom of tweet- follow my Tik tok

avid sports fan . “our generations william h Macy”
you’ve probably seen me in a meme

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@Li33aaa There’s an app for “outside” now

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We’re are about two weeks away from a DraftKings 4 Kids commercial

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Wow that was Kalshi market shit #michigan should have lost

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@Dearme2_ Nothing

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Turnstile slaps so hard it’s almost a joke , they took TSSSF and just timed it by 100

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Pangea must’ve been lit af

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@JakeMarsh18 @PardonMyTake Bring back Billy

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@RetroBayArea Racist Blackhawk

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@PavlovicNBCS Way to show like a half a second of the hit

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“Yo what’s up man, been in a minute. come to my Bachelor party ! It’s only 14 states away and a casual 3k ! Love ya bro ! “

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@KenjiCapital @DmoWriter

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@VivaLaStool @barstoolsports @PardonMyMeme @Zaccornelius_ @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @Philly_Mays Bring back Billy football

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@NickZararis Unreal

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Looks like I’m getting Married in Vegas in October

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@Cheering4Change You should do the math and see how much it cost per day to have the capital police parked out front like that

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@ProFootballTalk Pretty obvious he’s covering up that he was drinking

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@NickJFuentes Worst president of my lifetime

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The American dream is having been born between the early 1940s to early 1970s.

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We reviewed and someone breathed on Messi 15 minutes ago. NO GOAL

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@CNN This is fake photo , for all the @boomers out there