Scott Chamberlain

Mostly progressive + gay retweets, and things that make me laugh (he/him/his)

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

no shade the only person that could really tell the MICHAEL JACKSON story in the way it should be told, the good, bad and ugly, is… and I really do hate to say it… RYAN MURPHY.

[scotty @plathiandc]

The topic is mentioned a bit in the post but I kind of wanted to highlight a bit of my own experience. The ecosystem for conservatives is abundant: summer incubators, retreats, and prestigious internships with some of the biggest names in politics. That just isn't the case for liberals.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

I’ve noticed that opponents of the death penalty will make logically strained innocence claims for men who in fact *are* guilty of horrific crimes, often against women or children. I think the better argument is the harder one: that the guilty should not be executed, either.

[Brett (Madness Bid... Madness Delivered) @tweets4twits]

Oh no... you mean to tell me Kamala Harris might make a completely powerless and symbolic board of advisors that contains repubs, whom she can disregard at any time because they have no statutory or constitutional mandate, just to trick some non zero amount of GOP voters?

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Learning that Harris made her bipartisan pitch that drove the left insane in fucking Scottsdale, Arizona really drives home how little leftists understand about electoral politics

[Scott Chamberlain @TheRealScottyC]

This is just chocolate protein powder

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

A nutritionally complete chocolate milkshake-like substance should be piped into every home at the municipal level. You could still cook or go out for fun, but if you were feeling lazy, or you were impoverished, you could simply consume The City Meal directly from the tap.

[Scott Chamberlain @TheRealScottyC]

A secret third option

[Josh @joshuagynther]

failed assassin who is going to be ok

[Callista Gingrich @CallyGingrich]

Cheers to a great weekend!🥰

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

i could easily write and direct a universally acclaimed film i’m just tired

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

sorry, I drove an hour to see prometheus and so I still remember very clearly how dumb it was. uninterested in "prometheus was good actually" at this time

[milk @milkinhisbag]

i cannot buy oreos anymore they talk to me through the cupboard like the green goblin mask

[Nathan Goldwag 🇺🇦 @GoldwagNathan]

HIS DARK MATERIALS, by Philip Pullman, Scholastic Publishing, 1995, 1997, 2000:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Dems in disconcerting levels of array

[Carlos Odio @carlosodio]

Early read on Harris from a NV poll of Latinos (7/11-7/15): from the jump, the VP wins back some Latinos who had slipped away from Biden — and notably pulls a chunk who said they would sit out a Biden/Trump rematch. (This is in-poll mov’t.)