Smooth ER

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

@BillNyeDaNuclei Give me until 2:15, I need time to synthesize a few quick lipids to strengthen my membranes. #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

With me, the presence of harmful toxins are at an all time low low low low low low low low low low low low #WHS2016Slampaign #jonbellion

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

@groovygolgi I'm an independent organelle who don't need no articles. #voteSER #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

I would be a versatile president because I can synthesize lipids and metabolize carbohydrates #WHS2016Slampaign #gettothepolls #voteSER

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

I was discovered in 1945 but I've been going strong for roughly 2 billion years! #letsgo #savage #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

If any of you all have membranes, remember who makes the phospholipids..#voteSER #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

"That ER is a real crowd pleaser" Or how the song goes... #raesremmurd #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

When my cell is poisoned, you know that I massively expand surface area. #hardwork #WHS2016Slampaign #alwaysgotyourback

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

Shoutout to my running mate the sarcoplasmic reticulum! You can find him working hard in most muscle cells #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

Did you also know I produce steroids in the endocrine glands? #dowork #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

When calcium levels are at their prime. #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

@groovygolgi it's unfair to forget about the 1/40,000-1/60,000 newborns Achondrogenesis type II occurs in (NORG). #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

In liver cells I allow glycogen to be broken down into glucose. #voteSER #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

@groovygolgi at least I don't cause Achondrogenesis #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

Our new slogan: clean up the cellular congress #WHS2016Slampaign #gettothepolls #voteslickER

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

Why don't I have ribosomes you ask? I'm smooth and independent, and instead can detoxify most common poisons #WHS2016Slampaign #imclean

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

We produce lipids, which have the most calories per gram, which also is a core fuel in keeping @_powerhouse2016 running. #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

We're gonna build a membrane, and make the ribosomes pay for it. #makethecellgreatagain #WHS2016Slampaign

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

@groovygolgi Only the fastest should be considered for pres #WHS2016Slampaign #gettothepolls #voteslickER

[Smooth ER @therealslickER]

If I become president, it will be smooth sailing #WHS2016Slampaign #gettothepolls #voteslick