Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি

The Only Certified Himmel Hater

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

Fuck Dan Campbell & Dan O., Fuck the Lions, Fuck Ryan Clark twice, Fuck Gerald McCoy, Fuck salty ass Greg Jennings & James Jones, Fuck Jason McCourty, Fuck Kyle Brandt, Fuck DeSean Jackson

Eminem & Cynthia Frelund…You’re Cool,

Fuck Marc Sessler, 49ers in the Super Bowl bitch!

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

I hate the word “Iconic” but my favorite opening to a rap song is … I ain’t a killa but don’t push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy.

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

🗣️WHAT’S THE MOST ICONIC OPENING RAP LINE EVER?

We asked and rap fans answered 👀

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

Should have stopped at the trilogy.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Woody and Buzz are back for Toy Story 5 – but the magic isn’t

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

Vol 2 or Black Album

[HOV_DID🐻 @_HOV_DID]

which Jay-Z album outside Reasonable Doubt and The Blueprint stands as your favorite?

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

@etherealraccoon Like fresh ginger, you get darker and more bitter with age 😂 wait maybe that’s me 🤔

[OBarth 🥇 @OBarthC]

So I had s e x with this girl yesterday, after we finished she started crying 😢.

I asked her what's wrong, she said "I know you gonna leave me after this 😔".

Bro, that shit almost made me cry too, because she was damn right!

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

“Almost no sexual assault allegations”

[Claire @ClaireFosterPHD]

I don't understand why Elon is a trillionaire but I worked as a public school teacher for 57 years with almost no sexual assault allegations and I'm broke.

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

Happy Birthday 🎊🎉🎈🎁🎂 @etherealraccoon !!

[Romi Bean @Romi_Bean]

This Frenchman describing Buc-ee’s is the only thing you need today

(IG: Erosbrousson)

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

Why? They literally do this all time… anytime they have small children, keeps them from getting lost or running into the street. Better to be safe than sorry.

[Mr.DRIP  @DreatonAlain]

A kindergarten teacher is catching heat after linking her young students together with a rope on a field trip to keep them from wandering off.

What’s your thoughts on this?

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

Some wild ass names 😂

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 Jelly Roll has filed for divorce from his wife, Bunnie XO

DETAILS: https://t.co/dbPJnERUlf

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

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[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

Trying to prove a point:

How old were you when you had your FIRST job?

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

When stuff like this happens, how do you recover? Lol he meant well… I think… 😂

[boss princess ⚯͛ @itsleviOsa934]

i had to read the comments to realize this was a hate tweet

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

there is no way you think caramelizing onions means adding caramel to onions

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The fellas will always be there for you

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

What if I’m tryna buy something for me there… you don’t know my freak!!

[Zie @Pretentiousfoid]

Victoria’s Secret is literally a lingerie store for ADULTS, what are we on about

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

23 hours and 27 minutes

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

Jk 3

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

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[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

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[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

GIVE YOURSELF 1 POINT FOR
EACH THING YOU HAVEN’T DONE

1. Skinny Dipped
2. Been Arrested
3. Smoked
4. Had A 1 Night Stand
5. Fired A Gun
6. Gone Zip Lining
7. Broken A Bone
8. Been In A Limo
9. Met A Celeb
10. Been Drunk
11. Been Skydiving
12. Sung Karaoke
13. Ridden A Horse
14. Skipped School
15. Gotten A Ticket
16. Been On A Road Trip
17. Gotten A Piercing
18. Been On TV
19. Gotten A Tattoo
20. Been On A Cruise