Fuck Dan Campbell & Dan O., Fuck the Lions, Fuck Ryan Clark twice, Fuck Gerald McCoy, Fuck salty ass Greg Jennings & James Jones, Fuck Jason McCourty, Fuck Kyle Brandt, Fuck DeSean Jackson
Eminem & Cynthia Frelund…You’re Cool,
Fuck Marc Sessler, 49ers in the Super Bowl bitch!
I hate the word “Iconic” but my favorite opening to a rap song is … I ain’t a killa but don’t push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy.
So I had s e x with this girl yesterday, after we finished she started crying 😢.
I asked her what's wrong, she said "I know you gonna leave me after this 😔".
Bro, that shit almost made me cry too, because she was damn right!
I don't understand why Elon is a trillionaire but I worked as a public school teacher for 57 years with almost no sexual assault allegations and I'm broke.
Why? They literally do this all time… anytime they have small children, keeps them from getting lost or running into the street. Better to be safe than sorry.
A kindergarten teacher is catching heat after linking her young students together with a rope on a field trip to keep them from wandering off.
What’s your thoughts on this?
GIVE YOURSELF 1 POINT FOR
EACH THING YOU HAVEN’T DONE
1. Skinny Dipped
2. Been Arrested
3. Smoked
4. Had A 1 Night Stand
5. Fired A Gun
6. Gone Zip Lining
7. Broken A Bone
8. Been In A Limo
9. Met A Celeb
10. Been Drunk
11. Been Skydiving
12. Sung Karaoke
13. Ridden A Horse
14. Skipped School
15. Gotten A Ticket
16. Been On A Road Trip
17. Gotten A Piercing
18. Been On TV
19. Gotten A Tattoo
20. Been On A Cruise