Stevie Rae

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

3 just informed me that when he has to poop his butt hurts. Not his tummy, his butt. #listentome #boymom #onlymykid #thingskidssay

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

I know this oh so well https://t.co/34tyYUqsPU

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

5 Stages of Pregnancy:

1: Crying

2: Peeing

3: Crying because you peed

4: Peeing because you're crying

5: The toilet is your home now

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

My oldest's school knows me as the mom with the dirty car. #momlife #yesitsdirty #threekids #whatdoyouexpect #dontjudgeme #idriveayukon

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

3 is pretty gangster. We walked around grocery shopping while he was singing Up town f*ck you up. #boymom #yeshesmine #beafraid

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

You know you're tired when you read bravest as bra-vest.
#momlife #isitnaptimeyet #icantread #iquit #yep

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

Today 2 and 3 were sharing fruit loops with the kid sitting in front of us. They'd lick then pass. #boymom #momlife #yourenasty #wtf #yuck

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

3 has been singing "I've got sunshine in my butt and music in my feet" all day. #justnotinpublic #momlife #boymom #imsorry #onlymykid

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

Today I was able to use the bathroom without any of my kids walking in or banging on the door. #boymom #momlife #idomyownstunts

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

Being a mom is finding a hotwheel between your boobs that you took from your kids to stop the fighting. #momlife #boymom #bigboobs #whyme

[Kids and Football @YogaPantHijinks]

3 just tried to pee on an indoor tree at the bank. Can't make this shit up.
#boymom #mobsociety

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

Me: What do you want for breakfast?

6: Raw toast!

#thingskidssay #boymom #FF #notforbreakfast #momlife

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

I just walked in on my 3 y/o peeing and my 2 y/o playing in his stream. #boymom #momlife #yourenasty #whatareyou #gross

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

If there was an Olympics for crying over nothing my kids would bring home the gold. And silver. And bronze. #boymom #momlife #isitnaptimeyet

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

I asked my 6 y/o if being pregnant made me look fat. He said yes and walked away. I then ate a pint of B&J. #boymom #thingskidssay #pregnant

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

I asked my oldest if his daddy's fiancee was pregnant too and he looked at me and said, no mama, she just has a big belly like you. #boymom

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

Nothing like finding your 2 y/o soaked from head to foot with the water he can reach after your 3 y/o is finished using the toilet. #boymom

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

I wanted to show my two y/o a worm, he got excited and looked then asked if he could eat it. #whatareyou #thingskidssay #momlife #boymom

[Stevie Rae @TheRealSteviRae]

When your three year old pets a baby slug and tells you to come pet the fishy...#wheredidyoucomefrom #thingskidssay