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I am not, nor have I ever been, Adrian Zmed's body double.

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I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/TWYuaAIhW1 #NBA #82and0

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I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/4ts6iCSUS6 #NBA #82and0

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@CarnivoreErik What an annoying and frustrating article. Started reading with interest, but found little more than an opinion in search of a problem. Lacking any empiricism it instead aims at a straw man. It’s a criticism of marketing, and a superficial and misleading criticism at that.

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@jasonc_nc Ostia, outside of Rome, beachside sandwich cart. Simple but fresh tomato, prosciutto and salt on a hard roll. Have never been able to recreate something so simple but so good. This was 30 years ago and I still think about it all the time.

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@FischerKing64 Not just truckers. He was the best.

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@TheCinesthetic

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@TheDonStein The Role of the Augsburg Confession: Catholic and Lutheran Views, Joseph Burgess (ed.) (1980). Available on Amazon and AbeBooks.

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@Heminator Watch Footloose as an adult/parent and realize John Lithgow was 100% playing the hero in that movie.

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@ouicinema I enjoyed the sequel when they went to their high school reunion.

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@privategolfacs The man said there is $350,000 buried under a big W!

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“Your tears are delicious, and your parties will die.” Nicholas Sarwark, 2016. Truer words still have never been spoken. #VoteGold

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@Mike_kim714 The poetry of Sylvia Plath. Or the relative merits of grape vs. strawberry Uncrustables. Or why does my driver hate me? Or rakes in or out: a debate.

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@meathead Straw

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#WhiteLionSucks

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Beautiful white lion family

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@TheCinesthetic

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@joshlukenichols

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@RealMattCouch All of them. When I inevitably die, because we all die, I want it to be something served in wax paper that was “cooked” in a reheating drawer that takes the blame. If it makes an embalmment and open coffin impossible, even better. Blow me up, fried burger-taco. Blow. Me. Up.

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@HorrorHammer1

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@Zigmanfreud True. But Biden is still only one bad day from truly believing that Fat Albert is the leader of his neighborhood buddies.

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He was a reliable Democrat voter for 18 whole months.

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Mike the Headless Chicken, aka "Miracle Mike" was an American chicken that lived for 18 months after a failed slaughter attempt in 1945.

When Mike did not die after being struck with an axe, farmer Lloyd Olsen instead decided to care for the bird. He fed it a mixture of milk and water via an eyedropper, and gave it small grains of corn.

After nearly 2 years of nationwide fame, Mike choked to death on a corn kernel in 1947.