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A proper cockney cunt! if you're offended by strong language..... then fuck off you muggy cunt and go watch carebears!

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

I love the boozer just as much as the next geezer, but I don’t think it’s worth getting frostbite for.
Wise up you silly mugs

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

Are people still using the word “journey” when they talk about their lives?
Or have we all grown up and realised you sound like a wannabe something you’re not cunt?

Just asking for a wannabe cunt, and millions of other fucking melts

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@Lozzabell70 You aren’t well!
Lockdown isn’t doing good things for you Loz.
You need to get out. And fast!!

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@LadyD_84 I like a challenge though sweet.
Still 100% would, there’s not a filter that would make me not!

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@Lozzabell70 That dog is so sad!
Are you feeding the poor fucker?
Do I need to phone the RSPCA or something?

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@Englishviking #CuntAttire

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@LadyD_84 This was one of my more difficult wanks.
But I still succeeded

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@Lozzabell70 If the 4 walls contain your moody looking, wants to kill us all, looking dog, then I might have to opt for a really painful corona death

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

Gone full out this year.
Donning my best saville costume for those little wankers wanting sweets.
Even got medals to hand out that say “you’re a cunt” written on them

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R.I.P boozers.
Gone but definitely never forgotten!

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

“I’ve heard”...

It’s not the same getting a blowie off a hooker now, what with the mask on and everything

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@Lozzabell70 I think it was a thing before the corona cunt came around and turned every silly fuck into a fairy

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

Is CoronaVirus still real? Or is it still a hoax?
Just so I know what’s going on in the world, as let’s be honest...

If it’s not in Twitter, then it’s not real

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@LadyD_84 😳

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@Lozzabell70 The pub has giving me the raging Loz

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@Lozzabell70 I’m not a fucking homeless Loz!
Although, is actually a better deal than sitting at a fucking table in a local boozer!

People who sit in pubs, are just cunts

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

@LadyD_84 You say the date Kate?! I’m there

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@Lozzabell70 Wish those cunty pigeons had ate those breadcrumbs now Loz.
Shithole

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

Carly the cute barmaid treating me like I’m some kind of dog with rabies. Masked up and prodding me with a stick from a mile away.

Slow down love, 5 months ago it was any excuse to get within a fag papers distance away from my dick and boat.

#CoronaBoozer

[Turkish @TheRealTurkish]

The most tragic death of this corona cunt, has been the boozers.

Fuck me, your local boozer has turned into some kind of “do and don’t” swampy restaurant