Cory the Neanderthal

"The last thing we need is the Neanderthal thinking that, in the meantime, everything is fine, take off our mask, forget it"

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@FischerKing64 Discussions of their theology isn’t beside the point if the point is salvation.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@MrFrundl3s @LinetoLineLLC @MLB The solution is for the batter-runner to do what we teach in little league.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@MaxZepedaSports @OurEsquina “literally”

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@JLucroy20 My only thought is that I hate AI infographics.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@notgaetti The MLB operates as a monopoly. A capitalist society has nothing to do with it.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

Oh lovely. Now I have to spend the rest of the afternoon on eBay looking for a working 8-track player.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@michaelschwab13 That Shewmake video is pretty funny though. 😆

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@michaelschwab13 A little jump? It’s called a prep step. Here’s Altuve and Walker doing it.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@zachdespart @RobertDownen_ Despite the framing of the article, I think this is a clever move by Paxton. Looks like it doesn’t always work but it’s worth it when it does.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@FaithInElon @kperez_karen @EithanDHaimMD @MaryBowdenMD What is his position?

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@TracesofTexas I saw this committee just the other day.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

$21,580 for that F-150 in 2006.
20 years later at 3% inflation would be $38,980…which is not too far off from what it actually is.
Do people not know inflation exists?

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

Vehicle prices and interest rates before the 2008 financial crash. America never recovered after that.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@educator4ever36 @TheRobertBshow Homeschoolers are surprisingly bad at spelling.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@TracesofTexas They forgot to stock the beer and bait!

[Marilyn Groves @ker95TX]

I bought into the "Chip hates MAGA", and automatically distrusted you. Then I saw you were speaking, introducing and voting for bills I agreed with 100% - like the Save America Act (x 2), the Mandani Act, the Preserving a Sharia-Free America Act, the End U Visa Act, and the TPS Reform Act.
The final thing that pushed me completely to your side was that Amy Mek endorsed you as our best choice to fight the Islam Invasion. The Mike Lee and Ted Burchett endorsements didn't hurt, either.
Mayes used to be my representative (I moved). He pretty much did nothing.
And those are the reasons I'm voting (and pushing) for your success.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@mySA Did anyone proofread this article before it came out? This reads like it was written with old AI.

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

What a freaking joke. How very convenient for the current mayor…

[San Antonio Express-News @ExpressNews]

New Braunfels backtracks, says mayor's race does require a runoff https://t.co/74PT8mKjk4

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

cc: @ChefGruel

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Here's a lawsuit filed today about "the Ferrari or Prada of canned tomato varieties."

We're talking about San Marzano tomatoes, of course.

California consumers say that Cento Fine Foods falsely advertises its tomatoes as being "Certified San Marzano."

The tomatoes allegedly are "inauthentic, and indeed illegal in Italy."

ICento was ejected from the Italian Consortium that approves San Marzano tomatoes in 2011.

The Consortium "is the only entity which can certify and approve San Marzano tomatoes."

Following an Italian police raid of Cento's operations in 2010, a manager was convicted of criminal fraud for selling counterfeit tomatoes.

Yet Cento continues to give the "false impression that [its product] contains Consortium certified San Marzano tomatoes."

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@TraceySchulz I’m just a simple Neanderthal. How about you spell it out for me?

[Cory the Neanderthal @therealTXCory]

@TraceySchulz “only one is not an explicit racist”

What do you think those words mean?