Michael A. Wiseman

Trainer | Writer | Designer | Speaker | Pretty jazzed for pro wrestling & tech | Seen on: @bigthink @WSMonthly @WrestlingINC @CamelCityDispat @BetweentheRopes

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

Before this platform implodes, a ✅ on my health goals...

In 2022:
-Lost 15lbs
-Ran my first 5k
-Exercised 250 hours/110,000 calories (50hrs🚴, 74hrs 🏋️‍♀️, 80miles 🏃‍♂️ & a buncha yoga/walking)

Pic of me at +30 lbs in Dec 2019 in LA, and one from last month in Vegas.💪

❤️‍🩹⚕️

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

Yo Wolfpack Nation/@joeovies/@giglio_OG - why are the announcers saying if Men’s Soccer wins tonight it’d be our “first” natty since ‘83 & Jimmy V?

We’ve won singles in lots of sports. Team? We’ve won XC multiple times.

Major sports? I don’t think Soccer quite hits that yet?

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

AJ Styles vs John Cena at #CrownJewelPerth was basically the Avengers: Endgame of Cena’s (and Styles’?) career. Not their “best” match but maybe their most memorable. Smart & creative.

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

I have tried reaching out via DM to Homefield and Pack Athletics. I’ve tried calling both and leaving messages. No responses.

The best I got was @HomefieldApparl telling me it wasn’t their fault since I bought it at a Stadium (even though they made it!) and that’s it.

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

One of the slept on advantages of the new ESPN app over YouTube TV is full 4K sports without *an insane* $10 a month upcharge.

I paid about as much to add full ESPN to my Disney/Hulu bundle as what YouTube TV wanted me to pay *just* for 4K.

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

In honor of the passing of #HulkHogan and his complicated legacy (pop culture icon, childhood hero, racist, narcissist)...
Here's an equally-complicated photo of Hulk Hogan I made in the early days of AI that serves as my 5k playlist cover art. #Hulkamania #HotDogMania

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

Whoaaa boy the next Pope bout to upset alota MAGA.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Cardinals are now watching ‘CONCLAVE’ to get guidance and tips on how to actually do the real conclave.

Many cardinals were appointed by Pope Francis and haven’t been around long enough to know how the process all works.

(Source: https://t.co/FUrUoyj8CT)

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

@RossWBermanIV Just finished up season 1 and now you’re telling me I have an NC State shoutout in front of me? 🙌

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

@TimBuckleyWX This is silly but we're wearing the same outfit today. (Target much?)

Thanks for covering these storms so thoroughly! You're always my go-to!! ❄️🌨️

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

Greatest thread of all time.

[Magick @magickbones]

I’m convinced you could put literally any song in the world over this and it’d fit perfectly

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

I decided to use Oscar Nominations as my arbitrary cutoff to cement my Top 10 of #2024, plus my Top 10 pre-2024 movies I finally saw last year, and of course, overall 2024 stats.

#movies #moviestowatch #Oscars #Oscars2025

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

All y'all Pro Wrestling/Politics crossover tweeters making jokes about empty Trump rallies and AEW attendance while Paul Heyman out here predicting a blue wave tonight.

[Paul Heyman @HeymanHustle]

So … how was YOUR morning?

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

Funny how this platform isn't letting me block any #VotedForTrump ads or trends.

Funny how I've blocked MAGA for weeks and it always surfaces new ones to me.

Funny how free speech suddenly works when it's your passion project, your platform, and your chosen political candidate.

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

Someone been reading my Letterboxd reviews… 🤩

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘BLUE STREAK’ sequel is in the works.

Martin Lawrence will produce the film.

(Source: Deadline)

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

@RossWBermanIV One of the best daytime horror flicks, honestly. Got those elusive mid-afternoon scary vibes 👌

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

An *incredible* pass made even more unbelievable by the fact that it’s the Carolina Panthers. WOW.

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

Carolina Panthers woke up and suddenly realized not every football team that represents the state of NC needed to suck.

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

It’s crazy. Not feeling so 🤢 about my NC State Wolfpack right now after seeing UNC just *absolutely implode* in this game.

[Asheebo Rojas @AsheeboR38]

Nightmare first half for UNC.

Barnett scrambles for a 27-yard TD following the turnover from Harrell.

Harrell had to come in after Criswell lost his helmet, and now JMU has scored the most points in any half against UNC.

JMU 46
UNC 21

7:14 left in the second.

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

Bout to start treating NC State football games like I treat Carolina Panthers football games.

“The concept of plans.”

[Tuffy Talk @TuffyTalkNow]

SHOUT OUT TO OUR HEAD BALL COACH @StateCoachD!!!

WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND INSPIRATIONAL STORY!!!

💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Michael A. Wiseman @therealwiseman]

This thing is gonna get shared in segments, but it’s a great 8 minutes of pro wrestling programming to watch from top-to-bottom. WWE is telling stories in more creative, media-forward ways than ever before. https://t.co/wzTq0EIzNP