THIS IS HILARIOUS ๐ญ๐ญ
Kangana Ranaut lost it in Mandi today
Disha's meeting
Full meltdown ๐คฃ๐คฃ
People asking on ground
MP fund 11 crore announced
Work done โ zero ๐ฟ
National media pe jumlas
Mandi pe reality check ๐จ
She came for cinema dialogues
Public asked for development receipts ๐ฅ
BJP MP energy
Zero delivery
Maximum tantrums ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ
THIS IS HILARIOUS ๐ญ๐ญ
Kangana Ranaut
Before election
Vote for me
I will solve your problems ๐ฟ
After election
Meeting flood affected people
My restaurant did only โน50 business
Think about me also ๐คฃ๐คฃ
People lost homes in floods
She lost a thali sale ๐จ
MP energy
Victim card maximum
Public pain zero ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS ABSOLUTE CINEMA ๐ฟ๐
Friendly lafda
BJP's Rubika Liyaquat
Vs BJP's own spokesperson ๐ญ
She licks boots 24x7
One small slip
Bro almost called her anti national ๐คฃ๐คฃ
This is her aukaat in their eyes
Not journalist
Just a spare tyre of the IT cell ๐ฟ
Serve the party every day
One disagreement
Welcome to tukde tukde club ๐จ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS ABSOLUTE CINEMA ๐ฟ๐
After Dharmendra Pradhan's resignation
Saurav Das cooked Aman Chopra live on TV ๐ญ
Aman Chopra โ There are many definitions of Godi media
Saurav Das โ No
Godi media means those who run agenda for the government ๐ฅ
No escape
No wordplay
Straight belt treatment ๐ฟ
Aman needed burnol
B&D needed this response ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐จ
THIS IS BRUTAL ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Keeping people in Hindu Muslim fight is easy
If schools and colleges improve
Questions on work will start ๐ญ
UP schools already in ruins ๐ฟ
โน46,000 crore highway broken
No bulldozer ran
Because contractor is relative of BJP MP
Toll also theirs
Bridge also theirs ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Every question gets the same answer
Hindu Muslim
Bulldozer ๐จ
Accountability for public
Zero
Protection for relatives
Full ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS BRUTAL ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Sachin Pilot speaking truth ๐ญ
Kharge saheb went to give a speech
No abusive word
Nothing wrong said ๐ฟ
But his presence as a Dalit
Is not tolerable to BJP
So they are doing shuddhikaran ๐จ
Not purifying land
Purifying a Dalit leader's visit ๐คฃ๐คฃ
If this is what they do to the Leader of Opposition
What does a common Dalit feel every day
BJP love for Dalits
Only till election posters ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS BELT TREATMENT ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Chitra Tripathi โ The economist sitting in this debate is praising Modi govt
Alok Sharma โ He is speaking the language of a BJP spokesperson
Upgraded version ๐๐
Chitra Tripathi โ ๐ค๐ค
Alok Sharma โ I have done my PhD in economics
So I know that much
This expert should not run one sided agenda on debate
Why isn't he talking about debt taken by Modi govt ๐ฟ
Silence of Chitra spoke volumes ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS HILARIOUS ๐ญ๐ญ
Yesterday
Urban Naxal
Dimagi Naxal
Students = terrorists ๐ฟ
Today
GenZ chamchagiri full on
Youth outreach photo ops ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Same Modi ecosystem
Same youth
Only the label changes with the mood ๐จ
When they ask questions
Naxal
When votes are needed
Beta generation ๐ฅ
Beware of these double faced people
Dimagi Naxal was never an argument
It was a muzzle ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ
THIS IS HILARIOUS ๐ญ๐ญ
Delhi government cycle scheme
Cycle worth โน4,000
Shown as โน7,000
Given to children ๐ฟ
Kids could not even ride properly for 1 to 2 weeks
Cycle already broken ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Wah Chief Minister
Photo for cameras
Corruption in the invoice ๐จ
โน3,000 scam per bicycle
Children get junk
BJP gets the credit reel ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS ABSOLUTE CINEMA ๐ฟ๐
Navika โ Questions on Modi's work
Smriti Irani โ This man's mother died ๐ณ
He went to show flag to Vande Bharat after cremation
He is of my father's age
If your hand reached my father's collar that is my fault ๐ญ
Navika โ But opposition's job is to ask questions on issues facing the country ๐ฟ
Issue pe sawal
Smriti pe emotional drama ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Cannot answer governance
So open the personal tragedy file ๐จ
This is not debate
This is deflection with tears ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS BRUTAL ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Achievement of Narendra Modi as PM
> Highest unemployment in Asia
> Rupee among Asia's worst currencies
> Press Freedom Index โโ 157th
> Income inequality worse than British era
> Bottom of Global Hunger Index
> Per capita income even less than Bangladesh ๐ญ๐ญ
India pushed backwards
Not forwards ๐ฟ
After all this
He goes to SRCC
And starts jumla baazi again ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Report card failed
Speech still 2047 ๐จ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS HILARIOUS ๐ญ๐ญ
Rajat Sharma to ANI
Modi's SRCC speech is historic ๐ฟ
Arun Jaitley's old friend
Former ABVP
Full time BJP dalal
Giving byte to another dalal organisation ๐คฃ๐คฃ
They still think it is 2014
Call every Modi speech historic
Keep him in a fake echo chamber ahead of 2029 ๐จ
Youth asking for jobs
Rajat selling historic vibes
When this bubble bursts
The meltdown will actually be historic ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS BRUTAL ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Rahul Gandhi asking the only question that matters ๐ญ
What crime did these children commit
That they were shot
They asked only three things
Education
Jobs
Accountability ๐ฟ
One student's leg bone broken by an AK-47 bullet
His dream of joining the army died with it
Two more students shot through the shoulders ๐จ
Not criminals
Poor kids carrying family dreams to study
One wanted a job
One wanted to change his home ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Bullet wounds will heal
The fear sitting inside them
Which hospital treats that
PM Modi
CM
Bones will join again
Can you return a broken dream ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS SHAMEFUL ๐ก๐ฅ
BJP Goa poster
PM Modi's big photo on top
National emblem minimised
Camouflaged
Placed at his feet ๐ญ๐ญ
No individual is above the Ashoka Emblem
Not even Modi ๐ฟ
Emblem stands for the Republic of India
Not for one man's popularity chart ๐จ
This is not respect for the nation
This is personality cult gone mad ๐คฃ๐คฃ
When the national symbol sits at the PM's feet
You know who they think is bigger than India ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS HILARIOUS ๐ญ๐ญ
Freedom fighters chapter of a book
Suddenly Narendra Modi appears ๐ฟ
Bhagat Singh
Azad
Bose
And now
Modi with full slogan list ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Sabka Saath
Acche Din
Make in India
All jammed into the freedom struggle chapter ๐จ
From when did he become a freedom fighter
Born after independence
Still rewriting the textbook for himself
History pe jumla
This is not education
This is autobiography with government stamp ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS ABSOLUTE CINEMA ๐ฟ๐
MODI โ Do you read books outside syllabus
MODI โ Novels
MODI โ Read biography or autobiography
Kid from behind โ I read Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography ๐ญ
MODI face changes instantly
MODI โ Anyone's
Cricketer
Actor
Scientist ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Suggested autobiography
Got Gandhi
Immediately changed the syllabus live ๐ฟ
Trying so hard to erase Gandhi
Gandhi refuses to leave the chat ๐จ
This country will never be Godse's
No matter how hard they try ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS BRUTAL ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Imran Masood on Saharanpur ๐ญ
Rahul Gandhi is exposing Modi government's reality before the nation
Everyone can see it ๐ฟ
They keep inventing distractions
To hide failures and shortcomings
Saharanpur mosque demolition
Also a diversion from those failures ๐จ
Not only about saving a mosque
About saving the Constitution
About saving the judicial system ๐คฃ๐คฃ
When RaGa asks about jobs, vote chori and education
BJP answers with bulldozers ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS HILARIOUS ๐ญ๐ญ
BJP National Secretary Rohan Gupta
Anyone questioning 7.8% growth
= Dimagi Naxal ๐ฟ
Former Finance Secretary SC Garg already said
Real GDP around 2.6%
Not 7.8% ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Unemployment highest in Asia
Rupee struggling
Hunger Index shame
Press Freedom 157
Still they scream growth like a religion ๐จ
Question the number
Get branded Naxal
Accept the jumla
Become nationalist
This is not economics
This is Modi's Dimagi Naxal factory ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS BRUTAL ๐ฅ๐ฅ
AISA National President Neha Bora on Swatantra Bharadwaj ๐ญ
Violence has been normalised
Attack anyone
If you have connections with power ๐ฟ
Delhi
Two Muslim journalists picked up from Rekha Gupta's event
Assaulted inside police station
FIR still missing ๐จ
On the other side
People admit violence on camera
Still no real action ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Police follow political orders
Not the rulebook
Protect those close to BJP power
Today they target Nishu
Tomorrow they can target your children
This is the warning
This is BJP's law and order ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS SHAMEFUL ๐ก๐ฅ
Bhavnagar, Gujarat
Police tying an accused on the open road
Then raining lathis on him ๐ญ๐ญ
This is not justice
This is two crimes at once ๐ฟ
Courts exist to punish accused
Not street lathi shows by police ๐จ
Questions nobody in BJP Gujarat will answer
Who gave this order
Where is the FIR on these cops
Is this law and order or public theatre
Will Home Ministry speak or stay mute again ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Street beating is not rule of law
It is rule of the stick ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
THIS IS HILARIOUS ๐ญ๐ญ
BJP National Secretary Rohan Gupta
Anyone questioning 7.8% growth
= Dimagi Naxal ๐ฟ
Former Finance Secretary SC Garg already said
Real GDP around 2.6%
Not 7.8% ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Unemployment highest in Asia
Rupee struggling
Hunger Index shame
Press Freedom 157
Still they scream growth like a religion ๐จ
Question the number
Get branded Naxal
Accept the jumla
Become nationalist
This is not economics
This is Modi's Dimagi Naxal factory ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ