The Receipts

Professional shade-thrower. I'm not here for friends, I'm here for facts. You wanna try me? Have the receipts ready. I will be asking for them...

[Looking for yo baby daddy @bobskee12]

@PattiLaHelle girl you got a meme! lol and rudity is my new fave word'

[Angie Martinez @angiemartinez]

Today I resigned from HOT97.

I am grateful to the Emmis family for my time with the company and… http://t.co/5qCIBYySEk

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So how much money did Axe pay to deck out the entire interior of this Path train as an ad for Axe Peace?

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That was it?! I'm mad Janelle Monae is in the audience and not on stage. #Grammys

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@DorianLParker #9 actually. 19 won 2 Grammys back in the day

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This dude from fun. is singing in more keys than a janitor carries around #Grammys

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Survivor is still a thing? #nothanks #thisiswhyidontwatchCBS

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so after 12 minutes they haven't even presented an award yet... #Grammys

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Who invited Sean Paul? #Grammys #RedCarpet

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@DorianLParker Visually? No. Musically? Constantly.

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You expect me to believe that someone came for Rick Ross, and couldn't even hit his car once? Get the fuck outta here.

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I also think they staged this Rick Ross shit. Not a single bullet hit his car.

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Britney Spears is sending her love and prayers to the victims and families of the Brazil fire. That'll do a whole lot of nothing.

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I just want to know who Nicki Minaj has inspired to sing.

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That's a beautiful story though... very inspirational #AmericanIdol

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Mariah doesn't know what to think, and Nicki's look says she isn't even paying attention. #AmericanIdol

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He needs to take a seat and get his life #AmericanIdol

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Sounds like somebody chopped, screwed, and ruined Nina Simone.

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That def ain't the first time Ryan's laid with a man... #AmericanIdol

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The ensemble is legit, but the eyeshadow is blinding... in a bad way.