umi !!

lucky girl syndrome

[Yaya 𓏲𝄢 @Automorette]

Suicide note, ca. mid-1800s

"This night I am going to leave this world and in hopes to find a better world than this. For my trouble is more than I can bear - may the Lord have mercy on my Soul. Good Bye."

[• @yducknow]

just realized that work is a group project that never ends😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[miia @miiagarro]

"i like my women untouchable" says the most ran through touchable man

[umi !! @THEREClPE]

malay boo is crazyyyy 😭😭😭😭

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

Becoming a ‘Malay-boo’ Malaysia nerd because Japan is too mainstream

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

My friends feel safe around me because I don't nitpick their personal choices and I don't assert myself in their lives as a therapist.

[‎𑣲shy ౨ৎ𑁤 @sheddotmov]

you skip one day of ur daily walks and you never do it again for abt six months

[nanda @FlyMafernanda]

hoje aprendi um novo insulto no trabalho
"trabalhar com vc é como trabalhar sozinho, porém mais difícil"

[goma @soigomaa]

And no lies were told.

[capital spidey @capitalspidey]

The red shirt underneath to act as the suit oh yes

[Niresh Kaur @nireshkaur]

I once replied to a girl who kept asking me bila nak kahwin ada anak with "bila nak study dapat degree". She's stopped talking to me since 2020 🙏

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tom Holland confirms he and Zendaya are married.

In response to the AI-generated wedding photos, Esquire UK asked him if he had to tell his family members they were fake, he responded: “No, because they were all there.”

(https://t.co/wVaW99rTNO)

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

how it feels to use twitter

[sedi🧘🏾 @bluegerberas]

Very envious of people who can forgive and forget. I’ve never let anything go since I was born

[Charlotte :3 @charloofers]

"welcome to the real world" your real world fucking sucks my guy, that's why we're trying to change it

[kat🍉 @zenisball]

this insane shot

[Dr. Nyarsakwa @Nyarsakwa_]

The problem you have here is you want to understand them😂😂avoidants are people you leave alone and move on with your life!

[⋆˚꩜｡.roma✦ ݁˖🎀⋆.𐙚 @gyuticy]

Adultery has 80 lashes as a punishment in Quran. Even taking off hijab doesn’t have a punishment in the Quran. These two are remotely not even close to being put in the same sentence.

[🎀⋆˚࿔ @sainzifyy]

hi I'm charles leclerc. my ex teammate gave my team the last win 2 years ago & my new teammate gave my team the latest win today and all I do it hit the wall, i just hit the wall

[sid @sidcentric]

self sabotage is so messed up because your mind convinces you that destroying something is the same as protecting yourself