Reed Tate

Hypnotist, street magician, disc golfer
Mayor of Weedville

#belikegrace

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Imagine meeting some dude named Larry and finding out it's short for Larold.

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Never did I imagine I'd hear the words "the Rabbi is hot," nor did I think I'd ever be referred to as 'the Rabbi.'

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@PGATUOR Let's be real, even Scottie doesn't know

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When someone asks me for cheaper car insurance but my scalp psoriasis be looking better than their driving record.

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Because we praise God then, too. Whatever happens, praise God. And whatever doesn't happen, praise God.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Funny thing is, I'm gonna make an anonymous account and go so viral nobody is gonna know it's me

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@viajaVolaris Pleeeeeeeease HELP i just want to check in to my flight but you guys are SO hard to get a hold of!!!!!! Please oh my gosh this is so so so so bad. Please just actually help me check in. The app DOES not work. stop sending me to the app!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dare I tackle 'From Blood and Ash' and 'The Way of Kings' at the same time while waiting for 'Onyx Storm'? The answer is yes.

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@woccery I do that now lol

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Throw me a good burger and a whiskey sour, and I'm your huckleberry.

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The fact that I can buy a small excavator on Temu is amazing.

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@crow_dolly I had a drunk game day the other night. I resonate with this so much

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@joshuagates is living my dream.

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@supplyjeff Hi

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On this episode of townhouse living: did the neighbor get home, or is someone breaking in?

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Sometimes, I like to take naps in VR Chat on deserted servers. It's like my own little hidden part of the universe.

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Boil water, pour directly on tea bag, steep for 3-5 minutes, bit of milk, 2 sugars. Perfection.

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"Kids, make sure to put away the house before your grandparents get here".

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The amount of drunk old dudes at weddings who think I'm an actual prophet or holy man simply because I can officiate weddings is astounding.

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Father Reed is back with another wedding! Idk who thought it'd be a good idea to let me officiate weddings, but hey, no one has said no at the altar yet!

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The fact that I was so close to being a fedora kid still haunts me. Don't get me wrong, I wore the hat. Thank God I at least wasn't obnoxious.