Chuck LeGreen

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

One night staying sober is like preventing 20 personal 9/11s

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Quick nap but I’m still a killer.

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Gaging violently as the dentist shines the light in my mouth >>>

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Call me an economist the way I hammer a bottle of wine and eat no dinner.
#TrumpEconomy #GoldenAge

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Wanted to return last weekend, thought I would let Jesus have his moment

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Much like the mighty buffalo
I have no fucking money

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

If Santa isn’t real then who just got into my house without a key?!

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Depression is a scam invented by Costco to sell more hotdogs

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

I’m an early bird playing with my worm

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

At the nations capital feel like I need to rub one out to Marky mark

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

The man in front of me just ordered the worse sandwich I’ve ever seen:

Kids meal chicken sandwich
Black olives
Bbq sauce.

Might need to take a mental health day

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Ya I got ADHD, admiring dose’ huge doinkers

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Be the reason your coworker has a crash out

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

At work with a boner. Call me a hard worker

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Put a condom on your ear and fuck what you heard about me

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

@LogicLitLatte @elonmusk Take POTUS’s dick out of your mouth before you suffocate

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

If marriage is supposed to be between a man and a woman. Explain to me how I’m married to the game

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

Gonna take a break from work to focus on X

[Chuck LeGreen @TheRelPers0n]

(Me in the drunk tank) hey lights green you can go