Remi 🦄✨

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[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

It’s time for someone to create a Nigerian beauty hall, like a Sephora, Selfridges that has all the makeup / skincare brands. The market is so good right now, so much choice.

[Teebebe @Acupoftii___]

“My stomach always ruins my outfits.”

I see comments like this every single day, and it honestly makes me sad because so many women have been taught to blame their bodies before they ever question the clothes they’re wearing.

Your stomach isn’t ruining your outfits.

Some clothes simply aren’t designed to flatter every body shape, and that’s okay.

The moment you stop trying to make every trend work for your body and start choosing pieces that work with your body, everything changes.

You deserve to get dressed without feeling like you have to hide yourself.

This video is proof that Your body isn’t the problem. Sometimes, your wardrobe just needs to understand your body a little better. 🤍

[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

me that I can be in love with someone and it’s their full government name that will be making my heart beat. let’s all just rest, there’s no formula to this thing please Sir.

[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

Curtains if I hit you with the ‘Uncle’ 🧎🏾‍♀️

[Cherise🌸💕 @ceejay_writes]

If I call you “sir”
I’m putting a very large boundary and I want you to know your place.

[Àtóké✨✨ @detoke__]

While we’re still on the topic of M&S products, I do think they sell the best bras out there.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

doesn’t the man with no kids have the sense to pick who he wants to date? And if it’s a baby momma he wants, why are you begging for him to want you instead???

[✨NolaDarling_2.0 👩🏾‍💻✨ @SM_TechB3aute]

Baby mommas, please leave the men with no kids for us. Yall already took 2-3 men down, let us have just one with no kids, pleaseeeeee 😭

[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

@TinuKuye @tosinolaseinde I’m going to research the mango, because I don’t understand how it can be so good!

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

As a man let me say it plain. Most men ain't sitting there thinking how they can play with good love. They panic when it land in they lap. You bring peace to his house and he start picking fights, going cold, blaming stress, blaming work, blaming timing, anything but himself. He ain't scared you love him. He scared love gonna ask him to become a man he never had to be before. So instead of growing into it, he burns it down and call it bad timing.

[schrodinger’s gadus @benxta_]

the worst part is i read the papa in the nigerian way

[medical expatriate @Tsarina_muna]

Saw a child holding a toy

Me : that's a dinosaur

Child : no it's a tyrannosaurus

Me : Toh

[Uzo Njoku @uzoart]

Love Nwantiti

[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

@SimplyDeeya Really? I had no idea, I’ll read up on this. I’ve just never understood taking another man’s name formally. Ideally, I’d want us to have a whole new family name. It’s just the height of respect and love for me. The love of my life would get it too lol.

[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

I raise you one even higher- our children will all have the same last name, a double barrel of mine and their father. I keep my last name, he keeps his. Everybody go dey alright.

[Reji @RejiYates]

Me and his dad are not boys for me to take his last name.

I’m boys with my own dad so it just makes sense to keep his name.

[ꪝe @_wej01]

This man asked me if I cook. I said rarely. And he got quiet.

I told him I eat out often and it doesn’t break me. By my calculations, I spend the same either way—it’s just me.

He goes, “Must be nice to not have to consider eating in or out for dinner.”

Sir. WHY are you pocket watching MY dinner budget on a FIRST date conversation?

I excused myself, and told him we weren’t a match. Because that wasn’t a compatibility question. That was a control question dressed up as small talk..

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“If I slap you you’ll fly to America”

Na now o.

[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

I have a girl crush , I see her most mornings on the way to work. I keep trying to compliment her but she walks so fast , it’s too early to be running lol.
One day…until then I bask in the view of her bouncy hair and gorgeous outfits. 😂

[Chief of Staff 🪙 @TiebetEkandem]

Fried Akara sounds like tautology.

[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

Every day , I just thank God for yanking me away from that man. 😭😭😭😭

[Ọmọọba Adébimpé 👸 @SexEdWithSugar]

“I want you to be the mother of my kids” is not romantic.
It is a threat to life!

[Remi 🦄✨ @TheRemzzz]

Both. My bonnet and I are in a toxic relationship, and the pillow is the best friend who has always been in love with me but I pay no mind.

[Tiara Willis @thetiarawillis]

do you prefer to wear a bonnet at night or sleep on a satin pillow case? or both?

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Never met a nigga funnier than me