Your Mother Reese and 666 others

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[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

We got your back, Ali. We are proud of you 🦾 on to the next level! 🫶🏻

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Morning shift na client with high rate na offer cutieeee

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

@andrelovesbacon Tara Elyu sa Octorber

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Me: Nagstop nako magreact sa rage bait.
Me: *Naging rage baiter*
😂😂😂

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

I like being a strong independent baddie who has her own money nga wala garely sa laki pero sometimes gusto ko magpasagod??? Pero I don’t want because ew i would have to rely on a man? Pero like ugh hahahahaha gets ba hahahahahah pero hayst

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Online bank apps are trash because wdym I can’t fucking send money on any of these bloody apps?!!! Tae gd ya 2 of my accounts can’t fucking transact. Different banks btw. Ugh way pulos gd ya

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Dpota gd ya ang water pressure kng gabi daw baskog pa ihi ko

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

My dad is so supportive of my hobby he offered to accompany me to the repair shop that could repair my sewing machine 🥹🥺

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Nagtaas imo grado maem.
Me: holyshet
Also me: way nasuksok pirme ang antipara

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How's life going?

Me:

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Takan nako magAntipara di ko kabalo magtakod contacts nahadlok man ko magpaLasik. Hayst :/

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Ubos ko na cut off mga two nga Hindi good sakon nga character development kndi tawhay na akon life sbng

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

How do people I don’t like or know show up on my suggested friends on FB? 🤣😏 🤪

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Sofer namit gd ya ang malunggay pandesal with cheese. Bakal kamo bala kng maglabay sya da sa inyo street

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

KAPOY YA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA DPOTAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Debating whether I should get the MacBook neo or just buy ang Air. I mean light office work man Lang abi akon work perooo qt abi ang colors hahahahaahah

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Just happy to see celebrities using light sticks during Golden performance at the Oscars

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

As a girly pop whose music influence is on the heavier side I still and will always vibe to pop

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Samtang galapit nga galapit ang wedding daw mas nakulbaan konand discussing how to host with my co-host mas daw kulbaan ko tapat waahhh kaya ko tohhh

[Your Mother Reese and 666 others @Theresesaurus]

Guess who's going to see Honne in August!?!!! 🥹