Karl H

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

rand paul using the senate gym and pool despite knowing he might have coronavirus is a clue in the mystery of why his neighbor whipped his ass.

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

Seattle you are embarrassing yourself. #Coronavirus #Q13FOX

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Alice: What was 2016 - 2020 like, dad?
Me: A fat racist would say stupid shit and we’d argue about it on our phones all day.

[Karl H @theREV5275]

@marcmaron I remember that @marcmaron...

[Last Christmas @lastchristmas]

.@emiliaclarke and @henrygolding star in #LastChristmasMovie. 🎄❤️✨ Watch the new trailer now.

[Karl H @theREV5275]

*cough* @realDonaldTrump *cough* #fb

[ABC News @ABC]

Historian Jon Meacham: George H.W. Bush's life code was "tell the truth. Don't blame people. Be strong. Do your best. Try hard. Forgive. Stay the course...That was, and is, the most American of creeds." https://t.co/B3hZufXKHW #Remembering41

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

F*ck that treasonous coward!!

[Karl H @theREV5275]

I told my 4 1/2 year old I thought he was being childish #parentingfail #fb

[Karl H @theREV5275]

[New manager] Hey you’re looking relaxed and tan! [Me] That’s mostly because I started drinking at work! #firstimpressions #fb

[Karl H @theREV5275]

So true... #fb https://t.co/UNS9VBGdGL

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Dear Mr. President,
A good rule of thumb is that when you've got it, you don't have to say it. People know. That holds true for wealth, compassion, faith, and yes, being a "very stable genius." Sincerely, Dan

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Read this short thread. And turn TX-07 blue on March 6th! #TeamMoser https://t.co/mT7bbxU7G5

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

(Ron Howard voice): He also ran in 2000. https://t.co/qAnEOK3c0K

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

If a friend wrote me to assure me that he was a “ very stable genius” it would be cause for concern

[Karl H @theREV5275]

I’m really starting to nail down the subtle art of the cheese omelette #fb

[Arnie Niekamp @misterarnie]

I mean, I say “Happy Holidays” mostly because it’s not fucking Christmas yet, weirdo.

[Karl H @theREV5275]

It’s not every day you see an Apache helicopter flying around SeaTac airport #FB

[Karl H @theREV5275]

@wsferries - the family had fun working on a one of the many puzzles on the Mukilteo to Clinton run yesterday!

[Karl H @theREV5275]

@imrachelbelle Don't think for one second that I haven't put it on a pulled pork & King's roll and made me some tiny breakfast sliders.