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Today I'm finally sharing what I've been working on.
Prediction markets are exploding. But most traders still make decisions with incomplete information.
You see the odds.
You don't see:
✅who is moving size
✅where liquidity is disappearing
✅whether the move is narrative-driven or data-driven
✅if the market is being manipulated
where fair value should actually be
Meanwhile, research shows roughly 70% of prediction market participants lose money, and profits are heavily concentrated among a very small group of sophisticated traders.
I believe the next generation of market tools won't tell people what to buy. They'll help people understand what's actually happening.
That's why I'm building Jojo Intelligence. The AI intelligence layer for prediction markets.
Join the waitlist: https://t.co/hM4g97j3Zu
Many people might not believe this but...
In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here''
I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name."
I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence).
I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾
Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again.
I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him.
The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭
I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?"
He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander.
I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts.
If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.
@techSis_Ak@Amarachukwuuu I don’t even think that’s the point of the post. I mean, just seeing your two favorite people in the world when you’re probably deep in work and stressed out would bring total joy, no?
@daniellaxoxxo@susesi95@Elkrosmediahub Hopefully there’s an adult who’s testimony can be relied on or a better way to get the truth out, so the two b@stards get what’s coming to them.
@daniellaxoxxo@susesi95@Elkrosmediahub What did he say wrong here? If she didn’t witness the stupid brother doing the r*ape, there’s no way she’ll be called as a witness for that. Them fit call her to say wetin she see. If she saw those things as an underage self, I am not sure anything she says will hold water
Tikva Presale Update
We want to share an important update regarding the Tikva presale.
After carefully evaluating current market conditions and listening closely to community feedback, especially around marketing and momentum — we have decided to implement several strategic adjustments.