Rich Wren

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

I gave participating artists 6 MONTHS to make or bring artwork for the show I'm curating. Many have responded "I haven't had time" REALLY?!

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

It is never alright for a man to wear an ankle bracelet unless it's the last appendage to attach a dog tag to.

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

Stuck behind someone who stops at green lights so oncoming traffic can turn. Take another road test please.

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

I'm also done trying to give someone a good tattoo when they insist on a horrible one.

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

Im done explaining to people that a tattoo on the wrist "facing them cause it's for them" is fucking upside down.

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

What part of "quiet ride car" do you not understand?

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

Broken toe ain't keeping me down

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

To all the bums in philly spanging. Headphones on is the universal sign for "don't fucking talk to me"

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

So you want the St. Michael angel face more masculine. But you're ok with the skirt and skinny legs? #whydoesanyonegetthistattoo?

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

I love this time of year. The return of the skirt.

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

@Dustin_Rand I honestly don't remember saying this. I musta made this twitter JUST to say that. Lol

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

On women: "this guy is a piece of shit, I better take my underwear off immediately"

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

I question a persons intelligence when they believe their alcohol tolerance is higher because they are Irish.

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

Fuckin romantic. #jimhalpertstyle

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

If my phone autocorrects haha to gaga one more time. I'm breaking it

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Fer realsies

[Rich Wren @Therichwren]

"He's stunning. If he's got a Pringles cock he's on point"