JG

anti consumer cellular activist | daddy’s girl | I am Bettie boop | nathaniel b impersonator | aspiring photographer going by the name ‘stick’

[JG @theriffguy]

@undercoversale Terrible

[JG @theriffguy]

@RustShip14 Intern summer stats: 10 “damn she’s bad”, 7 weather app opens, 5 girls talked to, 2 numbers asked for, 0 numbers gotten

[JG @theriffguy]

@RustShip14 Hit

[JG @theriffguy]

had no idea @RustShip14 used to work with Sketch

[brad @Brad_DiGiacomo]

@katesully32 @Simsbury2021 Bathing suit season

[JG @theriffguy]

feeling business-oriented if anyone has any ideas. Seeking 50% of your company for my brilliant ideas and thoughts.

[JG @theriffguy]

Spanish condom industry is absolutely brutal

[JG @theriffguy]

me in heaven: what cloud the dilfs on

[JG @theriffguy]

and bro fumbled every time…bizarre

[JG @theriffguy]

Lore is important but you can’t lose sight of what really matters…the narrative

[JG @theriffguy]

feels like the 1300s…the renaissance is coming…Goldstoff? More like Medici

[JG @theriffguy]

This is a bad story

[Jaden @jaden]

I Was Sitting With A Group Of Friends Once, Mix Of Guys And Girls, And They We’re All Talking And Laughing Telling Stories, Then They Looked Over At Me And I Was Fully Sobbing Silent Tears, Like Fully Crying.

[JG @theriffguy]

@chrisleehutson Really getting me in the (secular) holiday spirit Chris

[JG @theriffguy]

there’s so much more lore after this weekend

[JG @theriffguy]

no way kissing booths used to be a real thing

[JG @theriffguy]

had to change my change in order to change the game…big things coming

[JG @theriffguy]

@imtherealteek This made me feel like a dumbass

[JG @theriffguy]

Possibly my favorite promo in all of fiction. @PutnamKerr1 @NeilShah66

[JG @theriffguy]

@NeilShah66 the type to say “pretty please”