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Are you the office weirdo? Find out with this simple quiz: https://t.co/hYfiDqJiU5

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I am the office weirdo https://t.co/VYVVdd4VAG

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Hi Twitter. This will come in handy next time you want to misquote a well-known saying: https://t.co/Kt79WlvqSl #comedy #quote

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Terrific sketch from New Sky Pictures: https://t.co/MwQ36kpIgO

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Eagle Perfect: Legend of the First. Be the first on your block to read the new chapter. https://t.co/IVInp1Wgel #fiction #humour

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Two straight white males walk into a bar. They aren't harrassed by the bouncer. https://t.co/UItpMNKMJi #jokes

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When it comes to strong female characters, one name immediately springs to mind: Steven Seagal. https://t.co/AMDDKZhnKU #stevenseagal

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#Eurovision bingo - for people with no interest in Eurovision (whose social media friends won’t shut up about it)

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#Australia is just the tip of the #Eurovision iceberg. https://t.co/bP6dWsL7fw

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If you can remember this simple technique, you'll never forget another name. https://t.co/wtwyFBskI5 #memory #lifehack

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This seemingly pointless internet quiz may be the most important thing you do today. Maybe. https://t.co/CI2l9lAldm #humor