TheRobotButler

British butler in New Jersey. Formerly under the employ of James Rebhorn; now stored in James' basement and used as a toy by his children.

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Jazzercising with @theguild actors @sandeepparikh, @vincecaso, and @jeffylew! What fun! Puppetry by @YayPaulMcGinnis!

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I miss my old friend R.O.B.
http://t.co/EHToHrAJ.

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I just realized that Xanax is a palindrome. That makes me incredibly anxious.

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A good butler has a healthy amount of obsessive-compulsive disorder. I am a very good butler.
#knowyourself

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I'm off to Bedfordshire.
#shuttingdownforthenight

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I caught myself saying "shopping cart" instead of shopping trolley today and was thoroughly disgusted with myself.

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It's one of those "clouds in my coffee" days.
She was such a foxy '60s robot chick in her drainpipe jeans.
And SO vain.
I loved her.

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Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee,
Harry, Dick, John, Harry three;
One, two, three Neds, Richard two,
Harrys four, five, six...then who?

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Of course I'm not self-aware. You designed me. You should know.
#LiesIToldMyParents

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I want to live in a one-syllable world. #keepitsimple

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Clouds are just God's way of not wanting to look at you. #truthhurts

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35% of British adults sleep with teddy bears. My teddy is named Erwin. Erwin has his own teddy named Neville. I am quite lonely. #goodnight

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Casual Fridays are for nutters. Respect yourself, America.
#lazyyanks

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Hello, insomnia, my dear friend. Yes, yes I'll read Clan of the Cave Bear. Again. Thank you, insomnia.
#bestbookever

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Turning myself off for the night. Keeping the internal ventilation fans on. #toohot

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My guilty cinematic pleasure? Heartbeeps.
#moviesIcouldwatchanytime

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Spent the day in the basement. I spend every day in basement. #thisismylifenow

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Master Rebhorn.
#jamesrebhorn