Decimus Lucretius

Roman beneficiarius, spy, assassin. Stationed in Israel under Pilate's instruction. Aut necar aut necare. #UnfollowThe12

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@Oleatthewheel92 Scam artist

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@wealthydaughter (Come back!!!!)

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(Elloelloello)

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@VTitusToTheMax #You #TechnicallyYoureABaby #YouArentEvenAnAdultYet ... #HowHaveYouBeenAssignedToMe #YouShouldBeInThePlayground

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@VTitusToTheMax *makes a noise of disgust, picks him up, purposely taps wound*

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@VTitusToTheMax #Mhm #CupidCalled #HeWantsHisNappyBackFromYou

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@VTitusToTheMax *deep sigh* if you promise not to talk for at least two minutes. My brain is hurting.

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@VTitusToTheMax #IDontLove #IHaveNoHeart #AndICertainlyAmNotSoft

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@VTitusToTheMax *stops, frowns hard at*

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@VTitusToTheMax #IFeelUncomfortableWithThis #NoIshallNOTBendOver #DESIST #DESISTWITHYOURWEIDNESS

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@VTitusToTheMax *hesitates* I'll carry you in my arms - if you pretend your unconscious or better yet read - but no'pig backs' or straddling

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@VTitusToTheMax #YoureEmbarrassing

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@VTitusToTheMax ....I'v changed my minds. You can walk. We are almost there

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@VTitusToTheMax #DontThinkImShowingYouKindness #ItsJustThatItIsntHonourableToNotOffer #AndEfficient

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@VTitusToTheMax Yeah...Sure. *looks at for a moment* it's not really derogatory to you if you ignore it, I guess.

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@VTitusToTheMax you'd better be. You could do with finding a useful skill to bring to the team. *looks at* should I just carry you or?

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@VTitusToTheMax Getting rid of you for a few weeks is what I get out of it. *frowns at* No. Maybe. There are always jobs down in IT

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@VTitusToTheMax <c>for being wounded. *quietly* So, between you and me, it's not such a bad deal after all, hm?

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@VTitusToTheMax And I shall take it honourably. *small smile to self* Mmhm. Pity. I suppose you'll have to be on leave <c>

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@VTitusToTheMax <c>B) I've got to try and get rid of as much security footage as possible.