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KCCO

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@PokestarXD @ZeldaUniverse You lost me at “reverse gender role”. Shit’s played out.

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A turkey shitting in my mouth would’ve been a better start to the @MacysDayParade1

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@SnWalpaper4K @alexisgram2108 @GuruWallpaper1 @NeoX_wallpapers @Paperoidd @Leonard18_X Phenomenal!

How do you get the clock font and the little signature widget? TIA

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A Time to Kill, hands down. Still the best @JohnGrisham book.

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@DripWallpaper How do you find the “hello” widget??

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@Eby3666 @DonaldJTrumpJr @grok Trump, Jr. is not the president.

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@lfcadam @VP This didn’t age well.

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@VP Why haven’t you posted in 4 days?

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Just finished Dr. Death on @peacock (I know, I’m late to the party, and I’ve gotta say. @robbannasophia stole the show. Reminiscent of Julia Roberts exceptional performance in Erin Brockovich.

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https://t.co/ewtdytSAyp

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When you want to watch old #homemovies with the kids but these are your kids.

Left to right: #Maddox #Mason #Kaylee, #NightmareBeforeBedtime #birthcontrol #thisisparentlife https://t.co/yQIT83FEAT

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“Never, ever, feed them after midnight”.

#elfirita #gizmococktail #timetopayup #day5 #elfontherocks https://t.co/Tj9nJQ2Mrn

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When the Jingle Juice isn’t cutting it and you work third shift.

The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.

#letitsnow #whitechristmas #elfhole #powderedsugar https://t.co/dZva8AbPXb

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Second night back and all #Butter wants is a good night’s sleep. #notinthishouse #grizzly #elfhole #campfire #bearfood https://t.co/PiXspi7guS

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My favorite part of #pumpkincarving is the #roastedpumpkinseeds. Close second: my kids can carve completely on their own now. #classicjackolanterns #gizmo #stripe #gremlins #spooky https://t.co/Cs0VkYOoQ1

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@HAIMtheband finally got to see Licorice Pizza and Alana was a pure revelation. Hope she continues to pursue acting and this wasn’t a one time gig.

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Me and my boy Dunkin’ starting the day off right.

#coffee #munchkins #dunkinmidnight @ Dunkin' https://t.co/xw8RPg1rYm

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#twinning @museumofscience @ Museum of Science, Boston https://t.co/sJG7q7IwP6

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Check out the Bowie Barbie Giveaway! https://t.co/rhcKS6cSRq

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Banned from Facebook for 24 hours because of Savanna Wewers. Is this a loophole or nah?